Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by quanchi1121,317 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
Keep trying to red herring away from your slip-up where you let us all know you have some weird sister-fantasy-thing 🙂
I just wouldn't recommend this behavior. As your friend I'd advise against it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Michael went from being the straight laced normal member of the Corleone family to becoming the Godfather.

Definitely buy the trilogy on DVD. III is kinda weak, but not that bad. You won't be sorry, my friend.

thanks Matt

Indeed, as Imp stated. Michael was a straight-laced law-abiding member of society who wanted to shun his family's criminal enterprise and make a honest living, but through the deaths of his loved ones (wife, son, brother, etc. all killed by family rivals) was turned into an almost sociopathically-ruthless, manipulative criminal mastermind who embraced the family business and had anybody who interfered killed without hesitation.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I just wouldn't recommend this behavior. As your friend I'd advise against it.

Poor Quan. His mother will not return his incestuous advances, so now he must fantasize about a sister instead. Probably why he likes Scarface so much. He wishes he had a sibling who goes "You want me, don't you?" like Tony's sis at the end.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indeed, as Imp stated. Michael was a straight-laced law-abiding member of society who wanted to shun his family's criminal enterprise and make a honest living, but through the deaths of his loved ones (wife, son, brother, etc. all killed by family rivals) was turned into an almost sociopathically-ruthless, manipulative criminal mastermind who embraced the family business and had anybody who interfered killed without hesitation.

Poor Quan. His mother will not return his incestuous advances, so now he must fantasize about a sister instead. Probably why he likes Scarface so much. He wishes he had a sibling who goes "You want me, don't you?" like Tony's sis at the end.

You'd better start respecting Robbie and his issues. The poor guy has really had a lot to deal with. I wish him the best along with you and your best pal, Bauer.

It is clear by Quan's behavior that inbreeding (and the birth defects it causes) has been practiced by Quan's family for a looooooongggggg time.....

Originally posted by Lestov16
It is clear by Quan's behavior that inbreeding (and the birth defects it causes) has been practiced by Quan's family for a looooooongggggg time.....
You keep typing Quan instead of Rob. Just proofread your sentences my nerdy little friend.

Sad little Quan. Still sucking his mother's nipples for milk at age 34.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Sad little Quan. Still sucking his mother's nipples for milk at age 34.
Unlike you I didn't celebrate my 21st with a tv series, geek.

Dear Lord, Quan. You can't put your dick in the hole that your mother pushed you out of. Stop trying, Pervman 😘

Originally posted by Lestov16
Dear Lord, Quan. You can't put your dick in the hole that your mother pushed you out of. Stop trying, Pervman 😘
Unlike you I have kissed a woman. I guess your content with kissing the 24 box set.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Unlike you I have kissed a woman. I guess your content with kissing the 24 box set.

Your mother doesn't count.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Your mother doesn't count.
Does your gf ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Does your gf ?

Same thing bro.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Unlike you I have kissed a woman. I guess your content with kissing the 24 box set.

Silly Quannie. Nobody wants to hear about how you tied your mother to a chair, made her wear a paper bag mask of Khan's face, and then deep-tongued her.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Same thing bro.
So you're into 60 year old women. Figures.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Silly Quannie. Nobody wants to hear about how you tied your mother to a chair, made her wear a paper bag mask of Khan's face, and then deep-tongued her.
Projecting, nerd. Some day a girl will kiss you but in the meantime it's just you and Bauer against the world.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you're into 60 year old women. Figures.

No one does the helicopter like her. It's all that experience.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No one does the helicopter like her. It's all that experience.
I guess you target the age range who you can get. No one probably enjoys the nursing homes more than you. Stealth moose, indeed.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I guess you target the age range who you can get. No one probably enjoys the nursing homes more than you. Stealth moose, indeed.

You're just bitter because she's promiscuous. But don't worry, you're too old to be one of mine.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You're just bitter because she's promiscuous. But don't worry, you're too old to be one of mine.
I just feel bad for those who have to go after the geriatric crowd. Don't worry your inadequate looks aren't the end of the world just your world.