Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by BruceSkywalker1,317 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, plus one. Can't beat my plus one.

i shall double them then 😂 😛

Plus one.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Plus one.

You shoplifted that from South Park, ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
You shoplifted that from South Park, ass.

I'm white, I'm better than you.

I'm British and White (WAY less tanned than you RJ).
You know how pasty us Brits can be.

Next to me right now in winter you'd look less like Harry Potter and more like Sidney Poittier.

Therefore I'm 'better' than you. 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm white, I'm better than you.

stop killing kenny 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I'm British and White (WAY less tanned than you RJ).
You know how pasty us Brits can be.

Next to me right now in winter you'd look less like Harry Potter and more like Sidney Poittier.

Therefore I'm 'better' than you. 😂

Then why'd you lose the big one?

Theres no loss of mine in that thread, except the respect for you we once might have had for you being a SW fan. 🙂

Imp, If I can get 15 signatures on here together, can we possibly get RJ's changed to "MmmmWizzJizz"..? 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Theres no loss of mine in that thread, except the respect for you we once might have had for you being a SW fan. 🙂

Imp, If I can get 15 signatures on here together, can we possibly get RJ's changed to "MmmmWizzJizz"..? 😛

Nah, I wasn't talking about a thread, dude.

Ahhhhhh You see we didn't.

You ended up with Jersey Shores and Desperate Housewives on your TVs.
Life got ya in the end... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhhh You see we didn't.

You ended up with Jersey Shores and Desperate Housewives on your TVs.
Life got ya in the end... 😖hifty:

Never seen a single episode of those shows.

And its to your credit...but bury your feelings deep down, for they may be made to serve The Emporor.

What's an Emporor?

You know the dude who killed Snape, who goes by the name of Darth Sidious...in the thread called Darth Sidious (Palpatine) Vs Snape?

The gentlemen who used his death star to atomise Hogwarts?

That dude is one..
Qualifications needed include:
* Be a wrinkly sith dude who is a politician

* 50+ years Dark Sith training

* Ability to wield lightsabre with ruthless precision

* ability to command Death Star

* Ability to be one with the power of the universe and utilise that power

* Basic training with powerpoint and Word XL

Mhm, all ended with a simple death spell. Yeah, he was good though.

Death star lasers aren't spells, although I can understand a rabid wizardfan getting confused though... as being a primitive, backwards, technology shunning society, the wizards would probably have no explanation for what the big magic looking ball is in the skies above earth that shot that big green thing towards them...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Death star lasers aren't spells, although I can understand a rabid wizardfan getting confused though... as being a primitive, backwards, technology shunning society, the wizards would probably have no explanation for what the big magic looking ball is in the skies above earth that shot that big green thing towards them...

Mhm, not until they apparate aboard it and firestorm it.

Based on which HP screenfeats of being able to cross space exactly..?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Based on which HP screenfeats of being able to cross space exactly..?
Simple summoning spell would work. When it nears, there are a number of things the wizard can do. They can change it into a Jawa, or simply vanish it.

Hall of prophesies warns the wizards of the coming attack. They have years of prep. When the time comes, summon and destroy.

Nothing vanishes. No energy disappears, is destroyed or created. Only changed. You have zero reason to believe (Just as you have no reason to believe) that HP magic has the range or ability to work in space.

Wizards would not be able to breathe, regulate their heat or stop all of the oxygen and nitrogen making a rapid escape from their decompressed asses, shield against radiation or escape burning up on re-entry.

The Jedi would see the Wizards acting on their "very misinterpretable shakey intell at best" prophecy and time the attack earlier or later..
They have no technology either.

Honestly you may as well have had the SW universe fight the Amish people in 'Witness'.