Off Topic Circle Jerk

I f*cking love my job so much.

Just saying.

I finally decided to quit being a slacker, I finished my education, and I started my career two years ago.

I still have a tiny penis, though. 😐

You're still able to pleasure your big-breasted bride, so you've got nothing to worry about

Until Quan comes knocking. And it's not your wife he's lusting for....

Originally posted by Lestov16
You're still able to pleasure your big-breasted bride, so you've got nothing to worry about

Until Quan comes knocking. And it's not your wife he's lusting for....

Originally posted by quanchi112
Says the skinny little nerd who still wears kids clothing.

Quan can verify this because he has a great view of your second floor window.

Everyone has to get there internet punches in.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Quan can verify this because he has a great view of your second floor window.

Are you divining that from his font or his signature image?

Originally posted by Supra
Everyone has to get there internet punches in.

Don't worry, Quan is most certainly not getting his feelings hurt. He enjoys this. He ribs on us, we rib on him. It's fun for everyone involved.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Quan can verify this because he has a great view of your second floor window.

I knew I saw a guy standing across the street with binoculars in one hand and the other in his pants last night. It all makes sense now...

Originally posted by Lestov16
I knew I saw a guy standing across the street with binoculars in one hand and the other in his pants last night. It all makes sense now...

It was the Quan.

Originally posted by Impediment
I f*cking love my job so much.

Just saying.

I finally decided to quit being a slacker, I finished my education, and I started my career two years ago.

I still have a tiny penis, though. 😐

Maybe the radiation will made it grow.

The radiation has probably affected my semen, my wife says.

I want to have another baby but she told me HELL, NO!

She's afraid that if my nads have become irradiated she'll have a mutant kid with flippers. I tell her she's effing stupid.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
It was the Quan.

Matter of fact, I saw Quan on a poster earlier. He's running for some kind of office.....oh, here it is:

I'm voting for the other guy.

Originally posted by Impediment
The radiation has probably affected my semen, my wife says.

I want to have another baby but she told me HELL, NO!

She's afraid that if my nads have become irradiated she'll have a mutant kid with flippers. I tell her she's effing stupid.

Cos it taste different?

It'll either have flippers or be The Hulk 50/50.

Originally posted by Impediment
The radiation has probably affected my semen, my wife says.

I want to have another baby but she told me HELL, NO!

She's afraid that if my nads have become irradiated she'll have a mutant kid with flippers. I tell her she's effing stupid.

Claws, more like.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Matter of fact, I saw Quan on a poster earlier. He's running for some kind of office.....oh, here it is:

I'm voting for the other guy.

I hear he cooks too.

Don't ask where he gets the oil 😘

Originally posted by Robtard
The Hulk 50/50.

Impediment, if your wife gives birth to a She-Hulk, I demand sexual access to her when she's 20-25-ish.

dadudeman loves girls who can hold him down. Called it.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Don't ask where he gets the oil 😘

In his basement alchemy lab.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
dadudeman loves girls who can hold him down. Called it.

Hmm. Usually you want to avoid women with green rashes

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
In his basement alchemy lab.

Same place he keeps the kidnapped children. Coincidence?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Hmm. Usually you want to avoid women with green rashes

Orion space babes get a pass though.

Same place he keeps the kidnapped children. Coincidence?

That should be your worst fear then, if he thinks you qualify. I'd bar the windows.