Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Robtard1,317 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
Watching Die Hard 5 and so far it's very stupid. Hearing his son call him a failure is hilarious. John McClane lets his own son hold a gun to him and degrade him.
Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane just gave up and let them take him prisoner along with his son. 😂

Now the bad guys are acting extremely stupid by dancing around guns on the ground. What a silly franchise.

Your McButthurt is literally endless 🙂

quan is still crying about Van zit losing? That is just sad.

"Letting stuff go" is not in his repertoire.

He does have a point about Die Hard 5 sucking, though.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
He does have a point about Die Hard 5 sucking, though.

People have known that the 5th Die Hard sucks for over a year now; I assure that letting us now it's a bad film in the series wasn't his point.

His point was to cry over McClane, same reason he made his clowny McConaughy Vs Willis thread.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your McButthurt is literally endless 🙂
The movie stunk. Bruce Willis was very frail, the dialogue was awful, the bad guy was stupid, and his son berating him was painful to watch. The Die Hard series is besmirched.

Tainted, Robbie.

At least the Die Hard films have Mary Elizabeth Winstead. What does Van Quan have?

Originally posted by Epicurus
At least the Die Hard films have Mary Elizabeth Winstead. What does Van Quan have?
He has an oscar. Does Bruce ?

Reign of Fire also has Batman and Leonidas.

🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
He has an oscar. Does Bruce ?

Reign of Fire also has Batman and Leonidas.

🙂

But Die Hard has Bruce Willis

Willis > Bale, Butler, Oscar combined

Bale > Willis > Stuff > Everything else.

Originally posted by Firefly218
But Die Hard has Bruce Willis

Willis > Bale, Butler, Oscar combined

Matt has destroyed Bruce for all time.

Bruce is nothing compared to Matt. The guy did that awful show, Moonlighting.

Don't hate on Moonlighting. That was back when Cybill Shepherd was hot.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The movie stunk. Bruce Willis was very frail, the dialogue was awful, the bad guy was stupid, and his son berating him was painful to watch. The Die Hard series is besmirched.

Tainted, Robbie.

Everyone else already knew DH5 wasn't good, coattail rider.

Your butthurt towards an actor and a fictional character he plays is endless, Quimchi.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Don't hate on Moonlighting. That was back when Cybill Shepherd was hot.
She wasn't that hot.

Originally posted by Robtard
Everyone else already knew DH5 wasn't good, coattail rider.

Your butthurt towards an actor and a fictional character he plays is endless, Quimchi.

I only speak for myself. I don't form my opinions by others like you. I saw it and it was so awful. Hilarious those who saw it in the theaters. 😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
She wasn't that hot.

As opposed to Voldemort? I guess not. How could she compete with his emaciated frame, long nails, and flatter nose?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
As opposed to Voldemort? I guess not. How could she compete with his emaciated frame, long nails, and flatter nose?
Again, she was no Hermione. Quit lashing out since Voldemort destroyed Sauron. Let it be.

No, Sauron stomps Voldemort and Harry Potter at the same time. Your inability to concede doesn't remove your fail.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No, Sauron stomps Voldemort and Harry Potter at the same time. Your inability to concede doesn't remove your fail.
Based on what ? Removing the ring defeats him. A simple flick of his wrist gets the job done considering how powerful his blasts have been in the past its well supported.

You mean to say that Voldy is going to Ringus Goflingus the One Ring and win ?