Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Lestov161,317 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
You mother****er.

😐

We are good ol' boys, here, and we are not afraid to rough up nihilists.

Ha...

Hmm......

Oklahoma sucks. Can't make any good or relevant jokes that don't reference the McVeigh bombing. Start being a more interesting state, hicks!

Originally posted by quanchi112
Skype.

Sorry, still not interested in your sexual advances. Move along.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Ha...

Hmm......

Oklahoma sucks. Can't make any good or relevant jokes that don't reference the McVeigh bombing. Start being a more interesting state, hicks!

We know a few jokes:

Q: Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean, yet?
A: Because Oklahoma sucks so much.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oklahoma?
A: Because Oklahoma doesn't have 3 wise men or a virgin (teen pregnancy is notoriously high in Oklahoma).

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the Oklahoma State University (or OU) have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry, still not interested in your sexual advances. Move along.
I am proving it. You are embarrassed of your girl. 😂

It's ok. I will let it go.

🙂

I swear I'm going to rename this thread to something involving a romantic struggle/epic drama starring Rob, Quan, and others.

Something funny, but serious.

"I am proving it!" *doesn't show proof*

Just like your MVF debate style. Never change, Quano.

Originally posted by Robtard
"I am proving it!" *doesn't show proof*

Just like your MVF debate style. Never change, Quano.

You won't go on due to shame. Shame.

😂

Once again trying to bully me into showing skin. Too bad I'm not under 21, or you could try your other tactic of "I'll buy you booze".

Originally posted by Robtard
Once again trying to bully me into showing skin. Too bad I'm not under 21, or you could try your other tactic of "I'll buy you booze".
Same old responses from the same old gutless coward.

You're coming off as being really upset, it still can't be from last week's "shoulder" debacle, could it.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're coming off as being really upset, it still can't be from last week's "shoulder" debacle, could it.
You just lack a backbone. I'm disappointed.

How about shoulders?

Originally posted by Robtard
How about shoulders?
I just know you lack a backbone. You're too embarrassed of your appearance for me to know for sure.

Originally posted by dadudemon
We know a few jokes:

Q: Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean, yet?
A: Because Oklahoma sucks so much.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oklahoma?
A: Because Oklahoma doesn't have 3 wise men or a virgin (teen pregnancy is notoriously high in Oklahoma).

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the Oklahoma State University (or OU) have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

These are...satisfactory. You get a C-

Originally posted by Impediment
I swear I'm going to rename this thread to something involving a romantic struggle/epic drama starring Rob, Quan, and others.

Something funny, but serious.

Quan with the Wind
Rob and Peace
Quanning Private Robtard

There's many others, but I can't think of them at the moment

It is about time for a renaming though

Originally posted by quanchi112
I just know you lack a backbone. You're too embarrassed of your appearance for me to know for sure.

Stop being so envious of me, it's unbecoming.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop being so envious of me, it's unbecoming.
I despise cowardice and older women. I pride myself on being your exact opposite.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I despise cowardice and older women. I pride myself on being your exact opposite.

Well you are fairly unintelligent.

But I see that women over 20 turning you down has affected you immensely. You really need to stop dropping such info about yourself.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well you are fairly unintelligent.

But I see that women over 20 turning you down has affected you immensely. You really need to stop dropping such info about yourself.

That was you saying to strength my anterior (front side of the body you dummy).

You're the one embarrassed about confirming your wife. After a certain age their arms start to get flabby and their metabolism slows down, eh ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
That was you saying to strength my anterior (front side of the body you dummy).

You're the one embarrassed about confirming your wife. After a certain age their arms start to get flabby and their metabolism slows down, eh ?

[i]"saying to strength" Awful.

"You won't show me your wife!"[/i] Pathetic. I also won't show you my kids. So don't ask that one again either.

Originally posted by dadudemon
We know a few jokes:

Q: Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean, yet?
A: Because Oklahoma sucks so much.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oklahoma?
A: Because Oklahoma doesn't have 3 wise men or a virgin (teen pregnancy is notoriously high in Oklahoma).

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the Oklahoma State University (or OU) have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Those are pretty good.

Also, LMAO at Smeaquan's "girl" being with him on Skype. He's trying to entrap Rob.