Originally posted by Lestov16
Ha...Hmm......
Oklahoma sucks. Can't make any good or relevant jokes that don't reference the McVeigh bombing. Start being a more interesting state, hicks!
We know a few jokes:
Q: Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean, yet?
A: Because Oklahoma sucks so much.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oklahoma?
A: Because Oklahoma doesn't have 3 wise men or a virgin (teen pregnancy is notoriously high in Oklahoma).
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the Oklahoma State University (or OU) have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Originally posted by dadudemon
We know a few jokes:Q: Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean, yet?
A: Because Oklahoma sucks so much.Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oklahoma?
A: Because Oklahoma doesn't have 3 wise men or a virgin (teen pregnancy is notoriously high in Oklahoma).Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the Oklahoma State University (or OU) have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
These are...satisfactory. You get a C-
Originally posted by Impediment
I swear I'm going to rename this thread to something involving a romantic struggle/epic drama starring Rob, Quan, and others.Something funny, but serious.
Quan with the Wind
Rob and Peace
Quanning Private Robtard
There's many others, but I can't think of them at the moment
It is about time for a renaming though
Originally posted by RobtardThat was you saying to strength my anterior (front side of the body you dummy).
Well you are fairly unintelligent.But I see that women over 20 turning you down has affected you immensely. You really need to stop dropping such info about yourself.
You're the one embarrassed about confirming your wife. After a certain age their arms start to get flabby and their metabolism slows down, eh ?
Originally posted by quanchi112
That was you saying to strength my anterior (front side of the body you dummy).You're the one embarrassed about confirming your wife. After a certain age their arms start to get flabby and their metabolism slows down, eh ?
[i]"saying to strength" Awful.
"You won't show me your wife!"[/i] Pathetic. I also won't show you my kids. So don't ask that one again either.
Originally posted by dadudemon
We know a few jokes:Q: Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean, yet?
A: Because Oklahoma sucks so much.Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oklahoma?
A: Because Oklahoma doesn't have 3 wise men or a virgin (teen pregnancy is notoriously high in Oklahoma).Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the Oklahoma State University (or OU) have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Those are pretty good.
Also, LMAO at Smeaquan's "girl" being with him on Skype. He's trying to entrap Rob.