Which will you choose?
You wake up to find yourself strapped to a frontrow chair in an empty movie theater. Billy the puppet comes theater screen.
" Hello [poster]. Throughout your life you have acquired a vast knowledge of various forms of fiction, but in your pursuit, you have neglected a social life of happiness. Now we will see exactly how much the fictional world has benefited you. Right out of reach of your hands are two buttons. One button will activate a 3 hour feature length Jar Jar Binks centered film about his hilarious misadventures. This will play on repeat 5. The other button will activate the Star Wars Holiday Special, which will also play for 5 times in a row. Whichever you choose, you must watch for it's entire four runs. If at any point you fall asleep or turn away, the chair you are sitting in will detonate from a C4 explosive. The Choice is yours. Let the Games Begin."
Which do you choose?
Re: Which will you choose?
Originally posted by Lestov16Is masturbation an option?
You wake up to find yourself strapped to a frontrow chair in an empty movie theater. Billy the puppet comes theater screen." Hello [poster]. Throughout your life you have acquired a vast knowledge of various forms of fiction, but in your pursuit, you have neglected a social life of happiness. Now we will see exactly how much the fictional world has benefited you. Right out of reach of your hands are two buttons. One button will activate a 3 hour feature length Jar Jar Binks centered film about his hilarious misadventures. This will play on repeat 5. The other button will activate the Star Wars Holiday Special, which will also play for 5 times in a row. Whichever you choose, you must watch for it's entire four runs. If at any point you fall asleep or turn away, the chair you are sitting in will detonate from a C4 explosive. The Choice is yours. Let the Games Begin."
Which do you choose?
Masturbation can make pretty much anything bearable.