Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Silent Master1,317 pages
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you get especially sloppy with your lies when you are upset and embarrassed.

Like I said, quans Beta male ego wont allow him to admit to the mistake.....being ruled by ones ego must make for a sad life, poor quan.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Like I said, quans Beta male ego wont allow him to admit to the mistake.....being ruled by ones ego must make for a sad life, poor quan.

I did the same thing, many years ago, with Marius in an argument in the GDF. I pretended I meant something I didn't just to be right. That was fun.

I was most likely trolling, though. 😐

I wish I could find that convo.

found it

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
found it

I've actually been looking for that image for a long time.

Lawd Habe Mersaw...I needed that image so many times.

Edit - That image is from Four Chinz. 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
Do not hold me responsible for the pitfalls of my iPad.

LOL

Quan walks into a electronics repair shop:

Quan: I need to you fix my iPad.

Repairman: Sure, what's the problem?

Quan: It's my spellcheck.

Repairman: Is it not showing up?

Quan: It is, but it keeps mistaking marital statuses. For instance, I typed in the word fiancée, but due to my constant rage posting I misspelled it as I do most words, and instead of giving the proper selection, or it's closest variant "finance", it brought up not only the word husband, which lacks most of the letters in fiancée, but it's colloquial term "hubby", which wouldn't really show up unless specifically typed in. And then, because again I was trollishly rage-posting, I just clicked post without proof-reading it, and now I look like a illiterate dumbass and a liar.

Repairman: Are you sure you're not an illiterate dumbass and liar?

Quan: I don't know. I've been deluding myself with stupidity for so long I don't know what the truth is anymore. I think Khan from the new Star Trek movie can beat Superman! I'm such a pathetic idiot.

Repairman: Well there you go, I've diagnosed the problem.

Quan: Thank you so much.

Repairman: You're welcome. That will be fourtyyy....thousand, no hundred thousand for the service.

Quan: I don't have that much money.

Repairman: I'll take the iPad.

Quan: Deal!

*Quan gives away iPad and rushes home*

Quan: Sucker electronics guy. I clearly got the best out of that deal. I can't wait to brag on KMC about this!

Originally posted by quanchi112
I want to pack your feces.

You sick freak!!!!

Originally posted by quanchi112
Someone is really upset. I've seen your pic you've never been the top dog at anything. Just go hang out with your roomie. I bet the golden girls are coming on soon.

So Mr. "I hate people who can dish it out but can't take it" makes personal attacks at my personal appearance, living status, and family members and cries like a bytch when his own (admittedly, based on the '13 pic you posted, you look like a rapist hobo) personal circumstances are mocked, sobbing "KMC's just being mean because they're jealous! I did nothing to deserve this!".

ROFLMFAO 😆

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
found it

Behold what has never been seen before !!!

Quani's trollsformation

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Behold what has never been seen before !!!

Quani's trollsformation

😂

You got him turning into Bas Rutten there.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El

That's pretty funny, actually.

I'm probably going to use that the next time someone insults me.

STOLEN! THIEVED!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"i have no idea what beta-male means, but rather than easily look it up i'll just act like i alread know and dig myself in deeper" -CC
You are a second rate male whereas I am an alpha. I am the first whereas you are second rate. I bet you've been single and lonely for a long time, beta.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

#rekt

But...in Lestov's defense, the Golden Girls is awesome. Hilarious, at times. uhuh

edit - I remember being a kid and watching Perfect Strangers and Golden Girls. Good times. Ahhhh, to be a kid again, carefree, and watching classic comedy sitcoms, unfold.

Lestov told me once he thought Blanch was hot.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Like I said, quans Beta male ego wont allow him to admit to the mistake.....being ruled by ones ego must make for a sad life, poor quan.
You mean Robtard.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL

[b]Quan walks into a electronics repair shop:

Quan: I need to you fix my iPad.

Repairman: Sure, what's the problem?

Quan: It's my spellcheck.

Repairman: Is it not showing up?

Quan: It is, but it keeps mistaking marital statuses. For instance, I typed in the word fiancée, but due to my constant rage posting I misspelled it as I do most words, and instead of giving the proper selection, or it's closest variant "finance", it brought up not only the word husband, which lacks most of the letters in fiancée, but it's colloquial term "hubby", which wouldn't really show up unless specifically typed in. And then, because again I was trollishly rage-posting, I just clicked post without proof-reading it, and now I look like a illiterate dumbass and a liar.

Repairman: Are you sure you're not an illiterate dumbass and liar?

Quan: I don't know. I've been deluding myself with stupidity for so long I don't know what the truth is anymore. I think Khan from the new Star Trek movie can beat Superman! I'm such a pathetic idiot.

Repairman: Well there you go, I've diagnosed the problem.

Quan: Thank you so much.

Repairman: You're welcome. That will be fourtyyy....thousand, no hundred thousand for the service.

Quan: I don't have that much money.

Repairman: I'll take the iPad.

Quan: Deal!

*Quan gives away iPad and rushes home*

Quan: Sucker electronics guy. I clearly got the best out of that deal. I can't wait to brag on KMC about this! [/B]

You have quite an imagination.

She's hot for an old lady

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are a second rate male whereas I am an alpha. I am the first whereas you are second rate. I bet you've been single and lonely for a long time, beta.

Now you're stealing Roger Elliot's lines.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
You sick freak!!!!
I made stumpy mad.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So Mr. "I hate people who can dish it out but can't take it" makes personal attacks at my personal appearance, living status, and family members and cries like a bytch when his own (admittedly, based on the '13 pic you posted, you look like a rapist hobo) personal circumstances are mocked, sobbing "KMC's just being mean because they're jealous! I did nothing to deserve this!".

ROFLMFAO 😆

I've seen you. I've laughed. I've mocked. I've cried in laughter at your expense. I've seen Rao and he's some nerdy guy I'd mock in real life as well. He's some nerd who makes gifs. I love the dedication you nerds have coming at me. I am winning.

Originally posted by Robtard
Now you're stealing Roger Elliot's lines.
It is the truth something completely alien to you. All you know are lies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is the truth something completely alien to you. All you know are lies.

Another terrible sentence, take some Clomicalm and relax.

Originally posted by Robtard
Another terrible sentence, take some Clomicalm and relax.
You don't even deny it. You try to change the topic. I'm onto you, liar.