Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by dadudemon1,317 pages
Originally posted by RJ 2.0
I would drop you with one fart.

This is true. You win.

no legs, ddm?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
because it's not an image of your scrawny little legs.

I have a picture of my quads which are quite nicely developed.

However, my dick and balls are also in that photo so I won't be posting it any time soon.

Edit -peepee titties

Originally posted by NemeBro
YouTube video

Lestov, on behalf of your people, what do you have to say about this?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I have a picture of my quads which are quite nicely developed.

However, my dick and balls are also in that photo so I won't be posting it any time soon.

Edit -peepee titties

yeah i was like "nah thats mean" and edited. you should really stop skipping leg day though.

I have a question for everybody

Lets say that you guys are on the beach.

There is a guy naked swimming and he gets stung in the tacle by a jellyfish.

The guy comes out and he asks for help

When you see this guy, you realize is Quani.

His plan to save his own life is to furiously rub his tackle up and down to get the poison out while you wee wee his penis.

Will you guys do it?

😂

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
I have a question for everybody

Lets say that you guys are on the beach.

There is a guy naked swimming and he gets stung in the tacle by a jellyfish.

The guy comes out and he asks for help

When you see this guy, you realize is Quani.

His plan to save his own life is to furiously rub his tackle up and down to get the poison out while you wee wee his penis.

Will you guys do it?

I'd tell him to piss on himself.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes, it is the KFC that makes me look so lean:

[image edited out cos of its size and lameness]

Also, I don't understand why I use this image so much: estahuh

When I could just use myself. uhuh

Now excuse me while I carefully waddle out of the thread: my head is soooo huge right now.

I was at the gym yesterday after work and their were weights there; I totally lifted those weights.

Originally posted by Raisen
I'd tell him to piss on himself.

He can't he is busy trying to get the poison out of his tackle, while looking at you with begging eyes.

AND You are the only available to help

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
I have a question for everybody

Lets say that you guys are on the beach.

There is a guy naked swimming and he gets stung in the tacle by a jellyfish.

The guy comes out and he asks for help

When you see this guy, you realize is Quani.

His plan to save his own life is to furiously rub his tackle up and down to get the poison out while you wee wee his penis.

Will you guys do it?

Won't have to because David Hasselhoff will come save him 😆 😆 😂 😂

robtard would opt to suck out the poison.

And risk getting animal feces in my mouth? No way.

I am actually affraid that I gave quani a way to achieve his fantasy with out looking too gay.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Won't have to because David Hasselhoff will come save him 😆 😆 😂 😂

There id no one around to help, except you. 😈

Originally posted by Robtard
Edit out the text because Robtard is jelly.

Cool story, bro.

🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
And risk getting animal feces in my mouth? No way.

What if you were offered a guaranteed 1 billion dollars and a promise that no one would ever know?

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
There id no one around to help, except you. 😈

then I shall let hi die as there isn't any anti quan spray in my batbelt 😂 😂 😄

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
I have a question for everybody

Lets say that you guys are on the beach.

There is a guy naked swimming and he gets stung in the tacle by a jellyfish.

The guy comes out and he asks for help

When you see this guy, you realize is Quani.

His plan to save his own life is to furiously rub his tackle up and down to get the poison out while you wee wee his penis.

Will you guys do it?

I'd say "Urine trouble". 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
I'd say "Urine trouble". 👆

Urinevil lizard 😐

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I was also thinking that I will be more worried about the poor jellyfish than quan