Off Topic Circle Jerk

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos is the alpha male the universe needs whereas Superman is that nerd who works for a newspaper. Superman lets a human Bruce Wayne boss him around. I can't wait until the movie so rub it in your face.

Injustice arc, Supes walked all over Batman, like a doormat 😆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Death is the one who needs him. She's also the concept of death not some dog named Lois.

Nope, he is being friend zoned by death.

Didn't she put out with wolverine?

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Hey Bro, true hurts, but Thanos is a beta male begging for a woman's approval.

And no matter how much he gives her, no matter how many people he kills , he will never be good enough for her.

He has been friend zoned by death 😆

She's brought him to save her how many times now ? The concept of death needs him.

He has rejected her and saved her. Superman is some loser who turned down sexy with WW because he is secretly gay. He is Superintoman.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Injustice arc, Supes walked all over Batman, like a doormat 😆

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Nope, he is being friend zoned by death.

Didn't she put out with wolverine?

Quanny is so proud of an annoying emo Darkseid rip-off who got cockblocked by a short, hairy Canadian with a mutation that makes foreplay a nightmare.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So Death is a woman now ? What comics are you reading ?

She's brought him to save her how many times now ? The concept of death needs him.

He has rejected her and saved her. Superman is some loser who turned down sexy with WW because he is secretly gay. He is Superintoman.

Dude, Thanos = friend zoned

Thanos - I love you and I will do anything for you

Death - I like you as a friend, let's be friends

Thanos - OK 🙁

Originally posted by Delta1938
Quanny is so proud of an annoying emo Darkseid rip-off who got cockblocked by a short, hairy Canadian with a mutation that makes foreplay a nightmare.

😂

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Dude, Thanos = friend zoned

Thanos - I love you and I will do anything for you

Death - I like you as a friend, let's be friends

Thanos - OK 🙁

Death, save me.

Thanos, fine.

Death, I need you.

Thanos, you're rather clingy. I think we should see other people.

Thanos always wins.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Hey Bro, true hurts, but Thanos is a beta male begging for a woman's approval.

And no matter how much he gives her, no matter how many people he kills , he will never be good enough for her.

He has been friend zoned by death and that's the cold hard true

Did you see the issue where Thanos was left crying like a baby because Deadpool nailed Death? Thanos got so jealous that he cursed DP with immortality.

Never thought I'd see the day when snake eyes bowed to superman fanboys. How times change.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I have seen pics. Lestov's pic he was fat.

"haha you used to ________ " is not viable troll stock to invest in unless it's really embarrassing...like "haha you used to star in donkey porn with your mom".

Thanos ego looks something like this:

😆 I'm outie c ya guys!!!

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos is the one with nationwide exposure hitting the big screen first. Darkseid is the go bots to Thanos' Transformers. One is also and made over a billion while the other is still trying to get it right in the comics.

😂

Ah, so you're an emobitch too justifying your love for big muscular emo. Thanos isn't real. Him getting cockblocked by Wolverine doesn't matter because his penis doesn't exist for you to suck.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Ah, so you're an emobitch too justifying your love for big muscular emo. Thanos isn't real. Him getting cockblocked by Wolverine doesn't matter because his penis doesn't exist for you to suck.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Thanos ego looks something like this:

😆 I'm outie c ya guys!!!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"haha you used to ________ " is not viable troll stock to invest in unless it's really embarrassing...like "haha you used to star in donkey porn with your mom".

Originally posted by quanchi112
Oh now they are fake. You're upset marvel is shitting all over dc at the movies. Thanos is mainstream whereas Darkseid isn't. Thanos did it first nationwide. Poor dc.

Why would I be upset over your justifications? You had spent an unhealthy amount of time and energy talking about how glorious you think Thanos' erection is.

DC has there heads up there asses in the movies as usual but they are finally coming around, I am thankful for what I get from them. And I am thankful Marvel is there to pick up the baton and keep it rolling. Its good we have both, the world would not be the same without them, if we did not have Superman we would not have Darkseid, without DS we would not have Thanos and so it goes.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Why would I be upset over your justifications? You had spent an unhealthy amount of time and energy talking about how glorious you think Thanos' erection is.

Thanos is successful more so than the Man of Steel's first film.