Off Topic Circle Jerk

I bet he is forcing his family to watch that shitfest, Man of Steel.

Originally posted by Badabing
You're from Ohio, and a Thanos fan. God must hate you!

God loves everyone, except quan.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Braddock, where is that coward called Roberta ?

I don't know, probably at home, getting ready for bed...

Originally posted by Epicurus
^Mistress Death, the object of Thanos' affections, has laid with both Deadpool and Wolverine while she has yet to get it on with Thanos. Thanos couldn't even satisfy her despite getting omnipotent artifacts like the Infinity Gauntlet. He ended up using the IG to create a fake "perfect" female titan as a sex-toy instead.

What does that say about the character's biggest fanboy?

And Here is confirmed that he watched

Originally posted by quanchi112
Braddock, where is that coward called Roberta ?

Look at you staying up past your bedtime desperately waiting for me to give you attention. LoLz.

At work righ now. Man, am I tired. Last night, I woke up at 11:55 to take a piss and I had the urge to slip the wife some hot meat.

I need a nap.

Originally posted by Impediment
At work righ now. Man, am I tired. Last night, I woke up at 11:55 to take a piss and I had the urge to slip the wife some hot meat.

I need a nap.

The wife and I try to make nasty before we go to sleep. Works out much better, that way.

Originally posted by Impediment
At work righ now. Man, am I tired. Last night, I woke up at 11:55 to take a piss and I had the urge to slip the wife some hot meat.

I need a nap.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The wife and I try to make nasty before we go to sleep. Works out much better, that way.

too much information, you two 😛

I figured I'd try to change the subject.

😛

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
too much information, you two 😛

I'm more than happy to talk about sex with real women: so much better than pronz.

Additionally, I think there is something f*cky in my future for tonight. 🙂

Last night during sex, my wife queefed a little bit. I made that vag fart!

Originally posted by Impediment
Last night during sex, my wife queefed a little bit. I made that vag fart!

My ex used to hide under the covers after she queefed...because I'd laugh at here relentlessly.

Originally posted by Badabing
👆

My ex used to hide under the covers after she queefed...because I'd laugh at here relentlessly.

Is that why you and Quan split up?

Don't ban me lol

This gentleman just described a sex act between two dudes where they put their buttholes together (he said the same thing as anal tribbing) and fart into each together's buttholes.

Is this guy gay and just in denial? It is someone from this board that said this to me.

Well, did said person say they are aroused by said sex act?

Originally posted by dadudemon
This gentleman just described a sex act between two dudes where they put their buttholes together (he said the same thing as anal tribbing) and fart into each together's buttholes.

Is this guy gay and just in denial? It is someone from this board that said this to me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
This gentleman just described a sex act between two dudes where they put their buttholes together (he said the same thing as anal tribbing) and fart into each together's buttholes.

Is this guy gay and just in denial? It is someone from this board that said this to me.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
I remember a guy once said to me he would touch his weiner to mine for 10 grand.

Best 10 grand you ever spent.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Was it Robtard?

No, Rob was the one who said he'd fart directly into your mouth for 10 grand. 😉

For 10 grand, I'd let some guy piss on my cock while I masturbated.