Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Surtur1,317 pages

Originally posted by Impediment
As of yesterday, my PM Inbox is officially flooded to the point of being comparable to Houston after Hurricane Harvey. Even worse is the nature of many of the PMs sent to me.

"He's being mean!"

"They're mocking me!"

"My feelings are hurt!"

"Tell them to stop, Imp!"

"Validate my feelings!"

"WAH! WAH! WAH!"

Friends, I've always tried to let people run free in my section of this message board. I consider myself to be a laid back mod who wants people to have a good time debating and posting here without censorship or wagging fingers telling someone to stop. We're all grown ass adults here, many of us reasonably educated with a sense of right and wrong. I want you to feel free to share opinions and have fun and challenging debates here, but with just a little bit of humility.

My 3 unofficial rules are simple:

-Absolutely no personal attacks on family members e.g. wives/husbands, children, dead relatives, et al.

-No cruel or personal attacks on KMC members e.g. disabilities, current situations, hardships, et al.

-No unnecessary flaming, baiting, or derailing in and of threads so as not to obscure the debate at hand. If you feel the need to bait or flame or just be a c0ck weasel to someone, GO TO THE OFF TOPIC THREAD OR USE PM. It's not that hard.

As far as the reports on personal attacks and other childish remarks made by some in the MVF, either hit back with some witty shit like they're doing to you or put that person on ignore. If you don't know how to put someone on ignore, then ask me and I'll be happy to guide you.

I will NOT hold anybody's hand or administer baby powder to a case of Butt Hurt. I'm not going to take sides or spank bottoms of certain members. I'm here to help all of you to the best of my abilities, but I'm not a f*cking wet nurse.

Defend yourself! Hit back with a snide remark! Just don't be overly cruel or mean. Don't derail the thread! Keep the debate going with a little fire in your belly! The biggest thing I've seen is that a lot of people here can dish it out, but CAN'T TAKE BACK WHAT THEY'VE DISHED OUT.

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, THEN DON'T SERVE IT!

If you truly feel attacked or uncomfortable, then either remove yourself completely from the thread/debate or put that person on ignore. Easy as pie.

If you have any questions, complaints, or remarks feel free to comment here.

I'm tired of people sending me PMs and reports about the silliest shit imaginable. Have fun, guys. I mean that. Just don't be so goddamn light skinned or easily offended like a delicate snowflake to the point where you feel the overwhelming urge to mash the report button FIFTEEN F*CKING TIMES IN ONE DAY (yes, it has happened).

Critical feedback on my mod technique is very welcomed.

You are all a bunch of queers, and I love you. heartbeat

Lol! Who keeps whining?

Originally posted by Impediment
As of yesterday, my PM Inbox is officially flooded to the point of being comparable to Houston after Hurricane Harvey. Even worse is the nature of many of the PMs sent to me.

"He's being mean!"

"They're mocking me!"

"My feelings are hurt!"

"Tell them to stop, Imp!"

"Validate my feelings!"

"WAH! WAH! WAH!"

Friends, I've always tried to let people run free in my section of this message board. I consider myself to be a laid back mod who wants people to have a good time debating and posting here without censorship or wagging fingers telling someone to stop. We're all grown ass adults here, many of us reasonably educated with a sense of right and wrong. I want you to feel free to share opinions and have fun and challenging debates here, but with just a little bit of humility.

My 3 unofficial rules are simple:

-Absolutely no personal attacks on family members e.g. wives/husbands, children, dead relatives, et al.

-No cruel or personal attacks on KMC members e.g. disabilities, current situations, hardships, et al.

-No unnecessary flaming, baiting, or derailing in and of threads so as not to obscure the debate at hand. If you feel the need to bait or flame or just be a c0ck weasel to someone, GO TO THE OFF TOPIC THREAD OR USE PM. It's not that hard.

As far as the reports on personal attacks and other childish remarks made by some in the MVF, either hit back with some witty shit like they're doing to you or put that person on ignore. If you don't know how to put someone on ignore, then ask me and I'll be happy to guide you.

I will NOT hold anybody's hand or administer baby powder to a case of Butt Hurt. I'm not going to take sides or spank bottoms of certain members. I'm here to help all of you to the best of my abilities, but I'm not a f*cking wet nurse.

Defend yourself! Hit back with a snide remark! Just don't be overly cruel or mean. Don't derail the thread! Keep the debate going with a little fire in your belly! The biggest thing I've seen is that a lot of people here can dish it out, but CAN'T TAKE BACK WHAT THEY'VE DISHED OUT.

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, THEN DON'T SERVE IT!

If you truly feel attacked or uncomfortable, then either remove yourself completely from the thread/debate or put that person on ignore. Easy as pie.

If you have any questions, complaints, or remarks feel free to comment here.

I'm tired of people sending me PMs and reports about the silliest shit imaginable. Have fun, guys. I mean that. Just don't be so goddamn light skinned or easily offended like a delicate snowflake to the point where you feel the overwhelming urge to mash the report button FIFTEEN F*CKING TIMES IN ONE DAY (yes, it has happened).

Critical feedback on my mod technique is very welcomed.

You are all a bunch of queers, and I love you. heartbeat

Looks like we have a queers and cucks on this board. No doubt its Josh Alexander complaining of me telling him to change his brothers diaper and someone else I told I bet their mom strangles them at night causing brain damage.

Originally posted by Robtard
Um, he was mocking...
No, he was being honest. Don't be jealous.

I know everything there is to know now. Had a little bird whisper in my ear. Just know that I know.

Originally posted by Sable
Looks like we have a queers and cucks on this board. No doubt its Josh Alexander complaining of me telling him to change his brothers diaper and someone else I told I bet their mom strangles them at night causing brain damage.

Oh never mind. I made these comments a two days ago, imp posted that a while ago. I will continue to trash these fools as I usually do.

Originally posted by Robtard
I know everything there is to know now. Had a little bird whisper in my ear. Just know that I know.
Very odd comment. I miss the times when people weren't so cryptic.

Rob said some shit you'd expect some random NPC in Zelda to say and then you spend 8 hours trying to figure out what it means.

Tom Petty died. RIP a rock legend.

Originally posted by Surtur
Rob said some shit you'd expect some random NPC in Zelda to say and then you spend 8 hours trying to figure out what it means.

4D chess. But believe me, he knows that I know. He. Knows.

😂

Rob, please stop with the high school female games.

did h1 run away again

i swear to any deity that will listen, people cannot seem to debate here on KMC without unzipping their pants and butt f**k threads without so much as the common courtesy of lube anymore. Literally, the shit now far outweighs the good, by a metric f**ktonne. Is there even a reason to post threads here anymore?

it's been that way for a long long time now. i don't know man, you keep taking these breaks from kmc and then coming back with temporary amnesia. write it down so you remember next time: kmc's a dungheap

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
it's been that way for a long long time now. i don't know man, you keep taking these breaks from kmc and then coming back with temporary amnesia. write it down so you remember next time: kmc's a dungheap

Your face is a dung heap. awermm

time to watch porn

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
i swear to any deity that will listen, people cannot seem to debate here on KMC without unzipping their pants and butt f**k threads without so much as the common courtesy of lube anymore. Literally, the shit now far outweighs the good, by a metric f**ktonne. Is there even a reason to post threads here anymore?
shut up nerd

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
it's been that way for a long long time now. i don't know man, you keep taking these breaks from kmc and then coming back with temporary amnesia. write it down so you remember next time: kmc's a dungheap

No, I don't forget Focus. I Lament what we've lost burying it in that dungheap. And I always will ask the question - "why?" I mean we can blame Raz's absence for a lot of things, but he didn't turn KMC into a shitshow. The posters did that.

Originally posted by NemeBro
shut up nerd

Good morning to all of you Butt Lords. My whore wife is making breakfast tortillas and it smells good AF in my house.

nice title. i brought the lube. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)