Rulk Vs. Juggernaut

Started by BUSTER15 pages

To expand on my earlier post, this is how it could go down (if that idiot Loeb is writing) Juggy and Rulk run into each other in L.A. Rulk says "Well well, Juggernaut, my mutant friend, you're next on my list"
The two charge into each other, and as he would expect, Cain starts to push Rulk back. Rulk, with a wry smile on his face utters a mysterious phrase "Cyttorakus neutralisus" With that, the tide turns, and Rulk starts pushing Juggy back. He then proceeds to rip Cain's helmet off, and punches him in the face, repeatedly, making a real bloody mess of it. "h..how?" asks Cain "Simple" replies Rulk "my little spell neutralised your enchantments for unstoppability and total invulnerability. Your strength is as great as ever, but you can now be stopped or hurt by sufficient physical force- and baby, I got that in spades"
Rulk then laughs and continues with his brutal two fisted assualt. He is just about to administer the final, killing blow when there is a loud 'THOOM' and turns to see Galactus behind him, with the Silver Surfer at his side. "Cease your rampage fake Hulk" demands the Surfer "or we will finish it for you" utters Galactus.
Rulk just smiles, and nonchalontly kicking Juggernauts prostrate body away, says "So now I get to add the Silver Surfer and the vaunted Devourer of Worlds to my growing list of smashed opponents"
The issue ends with Galactus firing his destructive eye beams at Rulk who easily blocks them with his hands and then deflects them back at their source, toppling Galactus. A clearly fearful Surfer prepares to launch his own attack, saying to himself "This is a truly unbeatable opponent, against whome, I cannot prevail-but for the sake of the multiverse, I must try"

And you can imagine how the next issue goes-Rulk wins again

😂 ah, the Surfer and Heavy G...

yeah, I think it's a natural thing to assume the ascending order of scale juggy - Cyttorak - Galactus.

oh and the eyebeams ❌ they already failed against Professor Hulk, I think Galactus needs to break out the anti-Hyperstorm strategy... just stick two straws into Red and use him as a juice box, an ever replenishing juicebox ✅

Originally posted by llagrok
It's not RKT you dumb c0cksucker.

It's simply Thor with the odinforce. And from the looks of the fight, he doesn't even have that.


That IS Rune King Thor.

Go read comics for once. Retarded moron.

Where is it rumored that Rulk is going to fight Juggernaut?

Originally posted by snoopdogg
Where is it rumored that Rulk is going to fight Juggernaut?

As how things are going, I think Rulk will face all kind of opponents. Started with Wendigo, then Abomination, She-Hulk, Iron Man, Rick, Watcher, Savage Hulk and RKT, beating them all fairly easily, in some way even playing with them.

I think it's inevitable to face Cain, and of course for what he has shown for now as what he is capable, beating him without too much effort.

I think he also should face many and Silver Surfer being one of them and then almost killing SS and then Rulk beating every Galactus herald and someone comes in shadow, Rulk fights him, but gets killed. Then we found out that Tyrant has returned. 🙂

Originally posted by Board Walker
You don't read the comics, I know this for fact, you likely just look at selective scans online.

If you had read the actual comics, you would know that Donald blake went into the void where RUNE KING THOR was in hibernation, and asked him to re merge with him (donald blake).

Thor agreed to do so, and thus Thor who has the odin force, this shown on panel when thor met his father who was eternally battling the fire guy (forget his name at the moment) in valhalla.

This is the same odin force thor, who has knowledge of the runes, its all shown on panel, it picks up right off from when thor ended the cycle of ragnarok.

Get over yourself, it was King Thor if it was RKT you would have seen the Rune mystical Icon around Thor and the things he was doing. The Rune has left him it is obvious of that, you just assuming it's RKT with out evidence anything else is pure speculation. Unless it states RKT it's just a depowered King Thor thanks to Loeb.

Originally posted by Xplosive
As how things are going, I think Rulk will face all kind of opponents. Started with Wendigo, then Abomination, She-Hulk, Iron Man, Rick, Watcher, Savage Hulk and RKT, beating them all fairly easily, in some way even playing with them.

I think it's inevitable to face Cain, and of course for what he has shown for now as what he is capable, beating him without too much effort.

I think he also should face many and Silver Surfer being one of them and then almost killing SS and then Rulk beating every Galactus herald and someone comes in shadow, Rulk fights him, but gets killed. Then we found out that Tyrant has returned. 🙂

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When did he fight Wendigo?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
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When did he fight Wendigo?

King Size Hulk 1.

If it was Rune King Thor wouldn't he still be blind?

I hate to be a cynical, spiteful, *******, but I sincerely hope Red Hulk goes on to beat not only Juggernaut, but Silver Surfer and other cosmics as well. Going even further overboard on this whole Hulk nonsense is the only way to ensure a quick recon.

When they fired him into space because they didnt want to deal with him, I thought it was kind of cool. Hulk is pretty badass, why not move him off the board altogether?
When he started taking over his own alien planet, I thought it was a stretch, but not unreasonable. I mean some aliens are tougher than others.
When he supposedly beat Black Bolt I drew the line. He should never beat BB in a legit fight. But given the skrull replacement possibility, I'll even let that slide. THEN he decides to beat the X-men, who fought way under ability, while BFR'ing Juggernaut who apparently forgot he can STOP RUNNING, TURN AROUND, AND JUMP OUT OF THE LAKE... followed by taking out the Fantastic Four when Reed forgot hes supposed to be a prep genius.. followed by taking out Dr. Strange who apparently forgot hes a magician.... followed by Sentry who forgot he has other powers besides standing in place and slugging. So yeah now his offshoot is takiing out Thor of all people?
I hope he continues to add one PIS shitfest ontop of another until his dumbass fanboys (and theres plenty here) and the comic buying masses at large are so sick of tasting his red or green nonsense that Marvel end up with a warehouse full of "Hulk vs Eternity" comics that no one would buy. At this point, the only way Marvel is walking out of this with any credibility is by running a full on retcon.
On a side note, Im ebarassed for you Red Hulk fans. The character itself is just a insulting attempt by Marvel to give us a more "edgy, hip" Hulk with a little extra "tude". Im waiting for him to attack Galactus while drinking a mountain dew and riding a BMX bike.

LOL quick edit, seconds after posting this, I notice Rulk vs Thanos, Superboy Prime, Darkseid, and Molecule Man posts by different posters! Are we seriously that stupid here?

[i]Are we seriously that stupid here? [/B]

naw, rhulk has just turned into a big joke on here now..I think folks are hoping that id they make enough fun of him people will stop acting likes hes the next living tribunel..

I definately appreciate the humor at its core, but its not going to work. People WILL take it seriously and WILL argue for Rulk, and WILL continue to make more until Marvel calls off the Hulk wankfest.

Originally posted by redhotrash
I definately appreciate the humor at its core, but its not going to work. People WILL take it seriously and WILL argue for Rulk, and WILL continue to make more until Marvel calls off the Hulk wankfest.

Your right, I dont doubt it a bit..Ive been amazed at some of the statements made about rhulk the last few days..AND these guys meant it too...thats whats scary.. 😘

Originally posted by BUSTER1
To expand on my earlier post, this is how it could go down (if that idiot Loeb is writing) Juggy and Rulk run into each other in L.A. Rulk says "Well well, Juggernaut, my mutant friend, you're next on my list"
The two charge into each other, and as he would expect, Cain starts to push Rulk back. Rulk, with a wry smile on his face utters a mysterious phrase "Cyttorakus neutralisus" With that, the tide turns, and Rulk starts pushing Juggy back. He then proceeds to rip Cain's helmet off, and punches him in the face, repeatedly, making a real bloody mess of it. "h..how?" asks Cain "Simple" replies Rulk "my little spell neutralised your enchantments for unstoppability and total invulnerability. Your strength is as great as ever, but you can now be stopped or hurt by sufficient physical force- and baby, I got that in spades"
Rulk then laughs and continues with his brutal two fisted assualt. He is just about to administer the final, killing blow when there is a loud 'THOOM' and turns to see Galactus behind him, with the Silver Surfer at his side. "Cease your rampage fake Hulk" demands the Surfer "or we will finish it for you" utters Galactus.
Rulk just smiles, and nonchalontly kicking Juggernauts prostrate body away, says "So now I get to add the Silver Surfer and the vaunted Devourer of Worlds to my growing list of smashed opponents"
The issue ends with Galactus firing his destructive eye beams at Rulk who easily blocks them with his hands and then deflects them back at their source, toppling Galactus. A clearly fearful Surfer prepares to launch his own attack, saying to himself "This is a truly unbeatable opponent, against whome, I cannot prevail-but for the sake of the multiverse, I must try"

And you can imagine how the next issue goes-Rulk wins again


I think it'd be more in line with the comic if it went something like -
*They meet*
Rulk: Dude, I'm gonna poop in your helmet!

Then the rest is just Rulk beating on Juggernaut while chanting "I'm Rick James, *****!"

Originally posted by redhotrash
I hate to be a cynical, spiteful, *******, but I sincerely hope Red Hulk goes on to beat not only Juggernaut, but Silver Surfer and other cosmics as well. Going even further overboard on this whole Hulk nonsense is the only way to ensure a quick recon.

When they fired him into space because they didnt want to deal with him, I thought it was kind of cool. Hulk is pretty badass, why not move him off the board altogether?
When he started taking over his own alien planet, I thought it was a stretch, but not unreasonable. I mean some aliens are tougher than others.
When he supposedly beat Black Bolt I drew the line. He should never beat BB in a legit fight. But given the skrull replacement possibility, I'll even let that slide. THEN he decides to beat the X-men, who fought way under ability, while BFR'ing Juggernaut who apparently forgot he can STOP RUNNING, TURN AROUND, AND JUMP OUT OF THE LAKE... followed by taking out the Fantastic Four when Reed forgot hes supposed to be a prep genius.. followed by taking out Dr. Strange who apparently forgot hes a magician.... followed by Sentry who forgot he has other powers besides standing in place and slugging. So yeah now his offshoot is takiing out Thor of all people?
I hope he continues to add one PIS shitfest ontop of another until his dumbass fanboys (and theres plenty here) and the comic buying masses at large are so sick of tasting his red or green nonsense that Marvel end up with a warehouse full of "Hulk vs Eternity" comics that no one would buy. At this point, the only way Marvel is walking out of this with any credibility is by running a full on retcon.
On a side note, Im ebarassed for you Red Hulk fans. The character itself is just a insulting attempt by Marvel to give us a more "edgy, hip" Hulk with a little extra "tude". Im waiting for him to attack Galactus while drinking a mountain dew and riding a BMX bike.

LOL quick edit, seconds after posting this, I notice Rulk vs Thanos, Superboy Prime, Darkseid, and Molecule Man posts by different posters! Are we seriously that stupid here?

We share the same sentiment, and to be honest with you (from a business perspective ...after all, that is what I do when I am not debating on which tight-wearing freak beats up a cape-wearing freak) Marvel Ltd is seriously diluting its brand-equity with this arc. They may be trying to pull off a story that is more or less analogous to what DC did with Superboy Prime, but unlike that arc the one with Rulk is absolutely ridiculous.

Thus, I am going to help them as much as possible.

Thus, hail Rulk. The great and almight Rulk. The eater of the Vishanti Rulk. The terror of the Presence Rulk. The minion of disaster Rulk ...etc etc etc etc etc ......

The only way to kill an idiotic idea (e.g. Rulk) is to give it even more momentum and let it go and smash itself up and kill itself.

Hail to the Rulk.

p.s: You will notice that a lot of the serious posters here are taking the same vein. While there are still a couple of fanboys who think that Rulk is the best thing since sliced bread (e.g. Fear of Blood and Quanchi), most posters are just treating the thing as a big joke.

Because it a really big joke.

We are just having fun .....no one (apart from a few fanboys here and there) really attach any weight to Rulk. (Although it is sad that Marvel is doing this)

Originally posted by Board Walker
You don't read the comics, I know this for fact, you likely just look at selective scans online.

If you had read the actual comics, you would know that Donald blake went into the void where RUNE KING THOR was in hibernation, and asked him to re merge with him (donald blake).

Thor agreed to do so, and thus Thor who has the odin force, this shown on panel when thor met his father who was eternally battling the fire guy (forget his name at the moment) in valhalla.

This is the same odin force thor, who has knowledge of the runes, its all shown on panel, it picks up right off from when thor ended the cycle of ragnarok.

Please, you interpreted that as Thor gaining the rune powers back? He suddenly got his eyes back? and just stopped using rune powers for the lulz?

We haven't see Thor use any rune magic in the Thor series, so keep on speculating. I've got the first 3 issues in front of me and I'm not seeing any Rune King Thor there, nor did I see him in any other issues either.

Are you referring to Thor 6?

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
That IS Rune King Thor.

Go read comics for once. Retarded moron.

lmao, you dumb shit.

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THAT is Rune King Thor. This new one in Loeb's Hulk isn't even comparable to that. Unless Thor regained the power of the runes in Hulk (which meant that he wouldn't need the hammer, dipshit) he's just Thor w/odinforce. WHICH IS FAAAAAR FROM RUNE KING THOR'S LEVEL.

Originally posted by CaptainStoic
What happened to the Odinforce then? Did he give it away? Did it split at the last moment when he needed it the most? Did he use it all up like syrup on pancakes? What has happened to the Odinforce?

Who knows, I didn't get to read all of Hulk 05 yet. Thor didn't really do anything with it in Thor 10 either.

Originally posted by snoopdogg
Where is it rumored that Rulk is going to fight Juggernaut?

There was an article that had Loeb saying that Rulk could bend realities and do things like push Juggernaut backwards, with "might still happen" in parenthesis.

If this was Trion Juggernaut, who would win?

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
If this was Trion Juggernaut, who would win?

Trion all but defies logic with his power.

Rulk outsmarts logic on a day to day basis.

Originally posted by llagrok
It's not RKT you dumb c0cksucker.

It's simply Thor with the odinforce. And from the looks of the fight, he doesn't even have that.

Any more posts like this and it's a warning.