Now I'm not saying the John McCain is out of touch, but

Rules are simple.

-You start out by saying: "Now I'm not saying the John McCain is out of touch, but..."

-Finish the sentence with something that pokes fun at his age.

Example: Now I'm not saying the John McCain is out of touch, but he thinks the internet is the inner lining of his swim trunks.

Now I'm not saying the John McCain is out of touch, but hes really old.

Now, I'm not saying John McCain is out of touch, but I hear his mother was killed by Jack the Ripper.

Now I'm not saying the John McCain is out of touch, but he thinks "www" is something Laura says when she's faking it

Mine was better.

Now, I'm not saying John McCain is out of touch but he still owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp

Now I'm not saying that John McCain is out of touch, but he got Jesus' autograph at the age of 75.

Now I'm not saying that John McCain is out of touch, but he has all the apostles in her black book.

Now I'm not saying that John McCain is out of touch,, but he walked into an antique store and they kept him.

Now I'm not saying the John McCain is out of touch, but he thinks our USB ports need better protection from terrorist attacks.

Now I'm not saying John Mccain is out of touch, but he used to baby-sit Yoda.

Now I'm not saying John Mccain is out of touch, but when he was in school there was no history class.

Now I'm not saying John Mccain is out of touch, but when he poops, dust comes out.

Why is AngryManatee saying "the John McCain"? It should be "that John McCain".

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Why is AngryManatee saying "[b]the John McCain"? It should be "that John McCain". [/B]

why are you constantly nit picking?

does it make you feel good about yourself ? mhmm

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
why are you constantly nit picking?

does it make you feel good about yourself ? mhmm

The Grammar Nazi strikes again! *hums my theme song*

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Why is AngryManatee saying "[b]the John McCain"? It should be "that John McCain". [/B]

cuz I'm lazy and ctrl-v'ing due to lack of sleep. I'll check my spelling some other time.

Now I'm not saying that John McCain is out of touch, but I'm sure no one else really wants to look like Popeye the Sailorman anymore.

I'm not saying that John McCain is out of touch, but he admitted that he doesn't really know how to use a computer 😐

I'm not saying that John McCain is out of touch, but I saw his campaign slogan painted on a cave wall.