Drebin vs. Merchant

After MGS4 and RE4, Snake and Leon are done buying weapons.
Drebin begins to sell some wepons to other people but there's someone ruining Drebin's business. The Merchant finds Drebin and tells him to no longer sell weapons. Drebin doesn't like this one bit so he does a shoot out with the Merchant.

Drebin and Merchant have all the weapons they were selling in their games.

Who wins?

GamePro did this match a while back.

According to GP, Drebin's Gray Monkey jumps on the Merchant's back and covers the Merchant's eyes, allowing Drebin to unload his pistol into the Merchant.

Drebin doesn't have his little gray monkey companion with him so the fight can be fair.

The Merchant wins.
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LMFAO wait....so Drebin gets all the weapons he sells in the game? This means Drebin gets the musket...pssssh screw all the anti tank weaponry he has...he gets a freaking musket XD..one look at that baby and all the merchant will be able to say is "I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE :3" due to his endless greed and need to buy things at high prices....which will sadly..be his downfall =[

Spite. Merchant would not only beat Drebin, he would do it while beating Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer in an arm wrestle, all the while starring Kain down and making him cry.....while sleeping.