Happy birthday, ****ers.

WOW!

There's a buttload of birthdays.

Nine months ago, ever year, there was a LOT of sex going on.

I wonder how many of these people were accidental sex....like didn't pull out fast enough.

Are there more today than usual?

who cares, mines not till the 30th and that's all you should care about.

Yay for baby booms.

i think theres more birthdays in the summer cause of the school holidays, most of todays birthdays are proably from that nice summer down by the river. awehawe

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i think theres more birthdays in the summer cause of the school holidays, most of todays birthdays are proably from that nice summer down by the river. awehawe

There's more summer birthdays because during the winter people have secks for body warmth.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
There's more summer birthdays because during the winter people have secks for body warmth.

Yes, because that makes sense.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yes, because that makes sense.

mine makes more sense, like its typical of slutty girls to go drinking with their mates and get drunk, have, sex, teenage pregnancy etc.

but going by what P^ said, there would be more winter birthdays.

awehuhs

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
mine makes more sense, like its typical of slutty girls to go drinking with their mates and get drunk, have, sex, teenage pregnancy etc.

but going by what P^ said, there would be more winter birthdays.

awehuhs

Umm...

You do know there is a 9 month gestation period after conception before birth, right?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Umm...

You do know there is a 9 month gestation period after conception before birth, right?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
die uhuh

crylaugh

aww petpet

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
die uhuh

Mommy and daddy still need to talk to you about the birds and the bees?

I think it's cuz of all the Thanksgiving sex last November, I mean what better way to give thanks than to splunk a hot load into a loved one. 😊

My birthday's coming on the 30th as well.

Hey, Piggle and I have the same birthday.

w00t

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think it's cuz of all the Thanksgiving sex last November, I mean what better way to give thanks than to splunk a hot load into a loved one. 😊

That's why I'm hoping to go see Ken for Thanksgiving awesome

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
My birthday's coming on the 30th as well.

Hey, Piggle and I have the same birthday.

w00t

Mines still better. 😐

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Umm...

You do know there is a 9 month gestation period after conception before birth, right?

😆

I could have sworn that I put that in my post.

"9 months ago", there was a lot of sex, annually. Not anally, annually.

And, right, I noticed that there are more babies during the summer than other times of the year.

People seem to have sex for the babies more during the winter. I guess it's because they plan it?

I dunno. Maybe it has something to do with winter. People aren't able to go outside when it balls freezing cold...so they stay in and talk, chit chat, drink some old wine, put on Barry White, then one thing leads to another and then there's deposits being made into the baby bank. (The return on the investment takes nine months, obviously.)

I guess the whole "be nasty during the winter months" doesn't make much sense to me. I like to be nasty at all times of the year, any day, everyday, morning, afternoon, night, middle of the night.

I'm not too keen on it, though, when I have to take a crap or a major piss.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
That's why I'm hoping to go see Ken for Thanksgiving awesome

Mines still better. 😐

I'm gonna stuff your turkey.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Umm...

You do know there is a 9 month gestation period after conception before birth, right?

You do know that 9 months from Winter is Fall 😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
You do know that 9 months from Winter is Fall 😐