Snakes in a Shed

The other day I was getting the gas can out of our shed, I look up and see a Black Snake looking down at me. I shrugged it off until I looked on the other side and saw the second one.

I went back today to try to get some pictures to share. I was only able to get a picture of the bigger one, who is shedding. The smaller one wasn't there but I'm sure he/she will be back.

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Lol, you can eat it. Free meal!

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Originally posted by Mandos
Lol, you can eat it. Free meal!

Kill it anyway and use it as a whip on cats and dogs walking on your street.

throw it at children!

Christ, where do you live? The Congo??? 😑

Shutzzstaphel

Originally posted by Mandos
Kill it anyway and use it as a whip on cats and dogs walking on your street.

Originally posted by kodak
throw it at children!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Christ, where do you live? The Congo??? 😑

Originally posted by Röland
I would rather not, but it would amuse me. A little girl lives next door so I'm sure she would be terrified.

Throw it at a sexy neighbor when she's in the shower. Make sure you're there at the entrance of her bathroom when she gets out screaming and voilà. A little snaky magic.

If I would have seen a snake like that I would have screamed like a little girl 😂

Originally posted by Mandos
Throw it as a sexy neighbor when she's in the shower. Make sure you're there at the entrance of her bathroom when she gets out screaming and voilà. A little snaky magic.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
If I would have seen a snake like that I would have screamed like a little girl 😂

She would have been named geflying_engel

Originally posted by Mandos
She would have been named geflying_engel

Exactly! 😂

You know what you could do with the snake (can't really describe it here since it's a general forum). But I heard that snakes can constrict with pleasurable power.

Originally posted by Mandos
You know what you could do with the snake (can't really describe it here since it's a general forum). But I heard that snakes can constrict with pleasurable power.

Originally posted by Mandos
You know what you could do with the snake (can't really describe it here since it's a general forum). But I heard that snakes can constrict with pleasurable power.

Oh, so he could wrap it around his cockn'balls. hmm

Thank you for taking the mysticism out of my explanation. 😠

I thought this was a movie. mmm