Official Gay/Lesbian thread

Started by Scythe10 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, we'll know when it's him. I KNOW you will. ✅

I hunt those motherf*ckers for sport, only a very small handful of socks are okay in my book and I'm not willing to make any more exceptions.

Originally posted by Scythe
I hunt those motherf*ckers for sport, only a very small handful of socks are okay in my book and I'm not willing to make any more exceptions.
I know, and no one does it better than you do. 😉 ****ing bloodhound.

Originally posted by Röland
I demand an answer to this question Selphie.

I second that, Selphie.

Originally posted by Robtard
I second that, Selphie.

I hope she hurries, I need good fapping material.

Originally posted by Röland
I hope she hurries, I need good fapping material.

Good sir, you have a computer, which means you have a plethora of fapping material at a click. From big-booty Brazilian rimjob girls to Swedish armpit ****ers.

Wow, this thread suddenly became really popular.

...Are there any gays/lesbians actually in here?

Originally posted by Robtard
Good sir, you have a computer, which means you have a plethora of fapping material at a click. From big-booty Brazilian rimjob girls to Swedish armpit ****ers.

But I need thoughts of Selphie sucking on her boobs to stimulate an intense, exploding orgasm.

I wonder if Selphie's Booby-sense is goin' off right now...? Haha.

Where are the ass pirates then?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Where are the ass pirates then?

Still in someone's ass maybe..?

Originally posted by Scythe
Still in someone's ass maybe..?

Post pics plz.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Post pics plz.

What do they look like? What the hell is an ass pirate?

Originally posted by Scythe
What do they look like? What the hell is an ass pirate?

He loves you.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
He loves you.

Ohhh, I've never heard that term down here.

Originally posted by Robtard
So tell me, do you suck on yours to quell this boob fetish?

Of course I do! But it ain't the same, as playing with someone else's. 🙁

Originally posted by Robtard
Nothing to miss. He acts like a childish idiot for attention, then again, he factually is a an idiot and he's fairly young.

I've never said this about someone that's gone, but good riddance.

Originally posted by Scythe
No, he said he's 14 trying to get with his friend's dumb ass girl who he cheated on or some shit, it made no sense honestly.

Well, it seems he's as big of a douche in real life as he is on KMC.

Originally posted by Toku King
Well, it seems he's as big of a douche in real life as he is on KMC.

I thought so too, defining a mate is so complicated, yet he rather carelessly made them out to almost seem like items. He tells me:

"I dumped the girl, she said I love you on the first week and that's too weird, I can't stand for that, so I dumped her, what's your take on this, what should I do?"

Umm, yeah.... Die, please....??

Originally posted by Scythe
I thought so too, defining a mate is so complicated, yet he rather carelessly made them out to almost seem like items. He tells me:

"I dumped the girl, she said I love you on the first week and that's too weird, I can't stand for that, so I dumped her, what's your take on this, what should I do?"

Umm, yeah.... Die, please....??

He's either lying, or a grade A douchemonkey.