How the Comic Versus Forum Can Help You Get A Date

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Doctor Hackenbush(granted I only play one on teh internetz) of KMC forums aka Quanchi, coming to you with a remarkable discovery! Now I'll bet you're sitting there saying to yourself, "Now just waita minute heir! There must be some kinda catch, and I don't feel like cracking my wallet and or purse out!" There's no trick to it! It's just a stupid trick. All that's involved is setting up a little thread on here, and upon asking a lucky female or male specimen out, you say, "hey, I'm a very important person, I practically run the internet." Then, being the creative devil that you are! You send them to KMC, where we all know the drill, and we suck up to you, in a non sexual manner! It's just that simple, Now if you'd just send 7 payments of 29.95 to Dr. Hackenbush, at [email protected], this once of a life time opportunity to end loneliness could be yours!

hey, I'm a very important person, I practically run the internet. I don't need no dating service. Not for an important person like me.

This is ghey.

Brucey, close this thread.

So I send money to your email account....MAKES SENSE~!

Originally posted by Mindset
So I send money to your email account....MAKES SENSE~!

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Doctor Hackenbush(granted I only play one on teh internetz) of KMC forums aka Quanchi, coming to you with a remarkable discovery! Now I'll bet you're sitting there saying to yourself, "Now just waita minute heir! There must be some kinda catch, and I don't feel like cracking my wallet and or purse out!" There's no trick to it! It's just a stupid trick. All that's involved is setting up a little thread on here, and upon asking a lucky female or male specimen out, you say, "hey, I'm a very important person, I practically run the internet." Then, being the creative devil that you are! You send them to KMC, where we all know the drill, and we suck up to you, in a non sexual manner! It's just that simple, Now if you'd just send 7 payments of 29.95 to Dr. Hackenbush, at [email protected], this once of a life time opportunity to end loneliness could be yours!

I mean seriously, are you this bored? Isnt the offtopic thread enough for you?

Originally posted by quanchi112
You still create threads that get you into trouble.

I mean seriously, are you this bored? Isnt the offtopic thread enough for you?

You're alive? Why? This news saddens me 🙁 But on the upside, email me money for dating stuff!!!!!111!

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
You're alive? Why? This news saddens me 🙁 But on the upside, email me money for dating stuff!!!!!111!

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have a gf but thanks for thinking of me while projecting your love woes onto me.

I obviously need a little more quanchi in my life.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You still create threads that get you into trouble.

I mean seriously, are you this bored? Isnt the offtopic thread enough for you?

Originally posted by Boy Blue
You still argue 24/7 in comic debates. You can't laugh.

He's not programmed to.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
He's not programmed to.

Quanchi's an internet hero.

No fun is to be had while you're breaking noobs left and right.

Originally posted by Boy Blue
You still argue 24/7 in comic debates. You can't laugh.

If I send you the 7 payments of $29.95, I want one Hour Alone With Storm (Mod) pass. At the very least.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
I obviously need a little more quanchi in my life.

Pm me. K.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I laugh when I find something funny.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Ill pm you tips in how to pick up girls and then you can pass these info on as your own.

Pm me. K.

But. You're not like all the other girls. cryoh

Originally posted by Boy Blue
Laughing is for less serious people.

Quanchi's an internet hero.

No fun is to be had while you're breaking noobs left and right.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I dont break noobs. its a herochat thing.

That can't compute with you. You're an Internet Hero, You are programmed to break noobs!

Originally posted by quanchi112
I dont break noobs. its a herochat thing.