Holy Crap!!!, They"re Putting Zyklon B In My Water, Help!!!!!

I have come to this conclusion just fifteen minutes ago. For the past year, everytime i take a shower i break out in rashes. About six months ago, i started using hypoallergenic soaps. Using these soaps have done nothing in preventing me from breaking out in the most irritating of rashes, after showering in my home. Anytime that i take a shower at a friends home or even at work, i am fine...,no rashes.

I have been trying to figure out what the F is up with this water. The water line that comes to my home is from the same source as the rest of the city. When i shower at other people's homes i do not break out. So, the only other explanation is that the gomment is plotting against me and has been infecting only my water supply with ZYKLON B...,they want me dead.

I'm callin in the calvery. Spread the word to the rest of the troops. We gonna go straight up to the white house with our militia and declare war. If you're not already apart of the militia and do not want your water supply to be compromised with ZYKLON B; contact me for registration. We goin to war boys, get your guns out.

What happened to you man...

If you're Jewish, then yes, probably. They want to keep their old ways of extermination I guess.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I have come to this conclusion just fifteen minutes ago. For the past year, everytime i take a shower i break out in rashes. About six months ago, i started using hypoallergenic soaps. Using these soaps have done nothing in preventing me from breaking out in the most irritating of rashes, after showering in my home. Anytime that i take a shower at a friends home or even at work, i am fine...,no rashes.

I have been trying to figure out what the F is up with this water. The water line that comes to my home is from the same source as the rest of the city. When i shower at other people's homes i do not break out. So, the only other explanation is that the gomment is plotting against me and has been infecting only my water supply with ZYKLON B...,they want me dead.

I'm callin in the calvery. Spread the word to the rest of the troops. We gonna go straight up to the white house with our militia and declare war. If you're not already apart of the militia and do not want your water supply to be compromised with ZYKLON B; contact me for registration. We goin to war boys, get your guns out.

It may hurt, but....if the government wanted you dead, you wouldn't be posting about it on a message board. 😐
Besides, we all know it's the aliens putting their sorgle domps into our computers that is causing your rash.

Technically, Zyklon B does not mix with water. What they did at Auswitch, for example, is that they took a small number of people, sundercommander, and would throw Zyklon bars from the roof and down into the showers and the people they wanted to exterminate. I dissloved into gaz once inside, and they just had to wait.

So unless there's a trap window above your shower, you have nothing to fear. Maybe it's yoiur neighbor who's throwing you Zyklon B based pesticides, although they have been banned from use for over 50 years now.

My post was too serious for this thread :I

Originally posted by Mandos

My post was too serious for this thread :I

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I like pie.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It may hurt, but....if the government wanted you dead, you wouldn't be posting about it on a message board. 😐
Besides, we all know it's the aliens putting their sorgle domps into our computers that is causing your rash.

omg, like i didn't have enough to worry about with the gomment plottin on me 🤨 😖