So...My Girlfriend almost died tonight...

Started by Outbound8 pages
Originally posted by lord xyz
Yes, otherwise people would be sticking dead bodies in the oven for a few minutes then say "not necrophilia"

Hmmmm...hmm

brb, I need to do something completely unrelated with my oven.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Sex with black people.

Hmm...I thought that was interacial jungle love. No?

Originally posted by Outbound
Not talking about her, just....doing a little research...lookaround

Of course... it's not like you have a freezer full of 15 year old's in your basement, waiting to microwave them into a legal state of intercoursial relations dodgy

Originally posted by Moosey
Right. So you can go ahead and make your roofie cocktails like usual and then rape dead people I guess he's in the clear.

Good to hear, there are some sick people out there nahuh

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Of course... it's not like you have a freezer full of 15 year old's in your basement, waiting to microwave them into a legal state of intercoursial relations dodgy

Thats why Im voting against cryogenics, 20 years later, they're still 15. I mean, what gives amirite? haermm

Originally posted by Outbound
Thats why Im voting against cryogenics, 20 years later, they're still 15. I mean, what gives amirite? haermm

haermm If i could vote, i would do whatever you did

Originally posted by Outbound
Good to hear, there are some sick people out there nahuh

Yep. Out there. leftright

So...how's, um....Australia? 😑

Originally posted by FoxMeister
haermm If i could vote, i would do whatever you did

Ew man, thats sick....I mean....yeah, of course lookaround

Originally posted by Outbound
Ew man, thats sick....I mean....yeah, of course lookaround

😐 Yeah, yeah...... yeah

Ganner's created an army of Perverts!

this is the best thread since Randi left and P23 got permabanned (thanks to us)

😆

Ganner's gonna be so pissed off when he sees this.

He'll be all like: "MAH GIRL IS IN A SERIOUS MENTAL STATE CUZ THIS DUDE TOTALLY DRUGGED HER INTO THINKIN SHE WUZ A SATCHEL AND SHE TURNED UP IN A BARN IN VIRGINIA WITH A PICTURE OF KERMIT THE FROG ON HER PUSSEH ha-son"

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
this is the best thread since Randi left and P23 got permabanned (thanks to us)

😆

P23 got perman banned?

cry

That's....that's.....so awesome......

Originally posted by Moosey
Yep. Out there. leftright

So...how's, um....Australia? 😑

Gotta watch those perverts, I hear they browse sites like this looking for ideas and tips leftright

Cold disgust I know, 'Cold Australia', sounds like an oxymoron right? Bastard weather.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Ganner's gonna be so pissed off when he sees this.

He'll be all like: "MAH GIRL IS IN A SERIOUS MENTAL STATE CUZ THIS DUDE TOTALLY DRUGGED HER INTO THINKIN SHE WUZ A SATCHEL AND SHE TURNED UP IN A BARN IN VIRGINIA WITH A PICTURE OF KERMIT THE FROG ON HER PUSSEH ha-son"

Originally posted by Outbound
Gotta watch those perverts, I hear they browse sites like this looking for ideas and tips leftright

Cold disgust I know, 'Cold Australia', sounds like an oxymoron right? Bastard weather.

🤨 Stop reading my thoughts!!! 😠

Ah, right, opposite seasons and all that stuff. Coz it's bloody hot here today.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Ganner's gonna be so pissed off when he sees this.

He'll be all like: "MAH GIRL IS IN A SERIOUS MENTAL STATE CUZ THIS DUDE TOTALLY DRUGGED HER INTO THINKIN SHE WUZ A SATCHEL AND SHE TURNED UP IN A BARN IN VIRGINIA WITH A PICTURE OF KERMIT THE FROG ON HER PUSSEH ha-son"

crylaugh

Originally posted by Moosey
🤨 Stop reading my thoughts!!! 😠

Ah, right, opposite seasons and all that stuff. Coz it's bloody hot here today.

leftright

Cold Australia, Hot Canada, has the world gone mad?crazy

Originally posted by Moosey
P23 got perman banned?

cry

That's....that's.....so awesome......

yeah, lets just say about 10 members went onto his account at the same time and basically raped the OTF 😆

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, lets just say about 10 members went onto his account at the same time and basically raped the OTF 😆

😐 None of which where any one in this vicinity i must add aweking

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, lets just say about 10 members went onto his account at the same time and basically raped the OTF 😆

No wonder he's so traumatised. 😆