So...My Girlfriend almost died tonight...

Started by caedusrulesall8 pages

*Dodges bullets again and again*

You can't do this forever, Mr. Meister. But I can.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
*Dodges bullet*
hes the one! msn-oh

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
hes the one! msn-oh

Yes, yes I am. Though I'm also an Agent. Name's Agent White.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
*Dodges bullets again and again*

You can't do this forever, Mr. Meister. But I can.


aweking Are you gonna make me one of them?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Getting a ring on a finger whilst a needle with date rape drug is on the inside

Your girlfriend forgot to take off the ring even though there is a needle sticking into her finger

You waiting 5 pages to make up the story after saying "You don't want to talk about it"

The guy getting into her house and getting her finger and putting a ring on it and it being convenient that the 15 year old answered the door instead of the parents (Not a massive thing but hey, you asked)

You sir, must have a bewilderingly silly life awehuh

crylaugh

Originally posted by FoxMeister
aweking Are you gonna make me one of them?

One of what, Mr. Meister?

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
One of what, Mr. Meister?

An Agent.

You have seen The Matrix Revolutions right?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
An Agent.

You have seen The Matrix Revolutions right?

Of course. But Agents can't do what Smith did in Reloaded and Revolutions, he wasn't an Agent at the time.

However, I can possess you/overwrite you.

*Possesses*

lol, this thread is made of fail/lulz

it's made of fulz

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Getting a ring on a finger whilst a needle with date rape drug is on the inside

Your girlfriend forgot to take off the ring even though there is a needle sticking into her finger

You waiting 5 pages to make up the story after saying "You don't want to talk about it"

The guy getting into her house and getting her finger and putting a ring on it and it being convenient that the 15 year old answered the door instead of the parents (Not a massive thing but hey, you asked)

You sir, must have a bewilderingly silly life awehuh

"bewilderingly silly" is what made this post hilarious 😐

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
Of course. But Agents can't do what Smith did in Reloaded and Revolutions, he wasn't an Agent at the time.

However, I can possess you/overwrite you.

*Possesses*


You can only Possess the blue pills.

I have been set free aweking

*Flies inside of body: The Matrix's Neo to Agent Smith near the end of the film*

You die now

*Blows Agent White up*

Originally posted by FoxMeister
You can only Possess the blue pills.

I have been set free aweking

*Flies inside of body: The Matrix's Neo to Agent Smith near the end of the film*

You die now

*Blows Agent White up*

Too bad, I can dodge it. And if I didn't want to, then I could make you a copy of myself.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
It's a big lie, if that's what you mean.

Obviously, I believe I did post a similar accusation earlier in this thread and his other fantasy one.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
Too bad, I can dodge it. And if I didn't want to, then I could make you a copy of myself.

You said you were just an Agent, not what Smith can do in Reloaded/Revolutions awehawe

You're just making shit up now

Originally posted by FoxMeister
You said you were just an Agent, not what Smith can do in Reloaded/Revolutions awehawe

You're just making shit up now

All I said was that if I didn't want to dodge it (which normal Agents can), I could be Smith #2, because being blown up the way Neo did to Smith made Smith what he was in Reloaded/Revolutions. But I'm not. So too bad.

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
All I said was that if I didn't want to dodge it (which normal Agents can), I could be Smith #2, because being blown up the way Neo did to Smith made Smith what he was in Reloaded/Revolutions. But I'm not. So too bad.

Do what you do then

Make a copy of me and unbalance the equation that the matrix is built on and kill yourself during this

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Do what you do then

Make a copy of me and unbalance the equation that the matrix is built on and kill yourself during this

The Architect seemed to lie about that part, Mr. Meister.

But like I said, I dodged your jump-in-and-blow-up attack. I'm still an immortal Agent.

w00t

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
The Architect seemed to lie about that part, Mr. Meister.

But like I said, I dodged your jump-in-and-blow-up attack. I'm still an immortal Agent.

w00t


Then you cannot copy me you normal Agent.

You can't do anything to me stoned

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Then you cannot copy me you normal Agent.

You can't do anything to me stoned

I'm Agent White. If you played Matrix: Path of Neo, you'd know Agent White is the strongest of the normal Agents. Okay, I only rented the game once.

And I'm still an Agent. And you're only a redpill. Remember how Neo is the only one that can fight Agents and live?

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
I'm Agent White. If you played Matrix: Path of Neo, you'd know Agent White is the strongest of the normal Agents. Okay, I only rented the game once.

And I'm still an Agent. And you're only a redpill. Remember how Neo is the only one that can fight Agents and live?


aweking This is my kingdom

I made this place.

Here.... I am God biscuits