a government agent tried to kill my girlfriend.

Next time this happens email me and I can come down to Glasgow and take care of business. 😄 😛 😆

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Next time this happens email me and I can come down to Glasgow and take care of business. 😄 😛 😆

just like Bruce does 🙂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, 😐 🙁

I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.

I have never been so frightened 😐

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

Originally posted by JacopeX
I'm sorry about that dude.....🙁

I think government agent is a pretty cool guy, eh likes to kill SS's girlfriend and doesnt afraid of anything.

Originally posted by Röland
I think government agent is a pretty cool guy, eh likes to kill SS's girlfriend and doesnt afraid of anything.

he poisoned ma babeh and eh run awai with her virginity

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, 😐 🙁

I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.

I have never been so frightened 😐

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

LIKE OMG NO WAY! I dont believe you! Santa happened to be at MY house last night drinking scotch and playing backgammon!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
means alot mate 🙁

Miss Virginity got ****ed.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, 😐 🙁

I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.

I have never been so frightened 😐

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

hanuts

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
just like Bruce does 🙂

Yep, yep, I can bring my own weapons

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, 😐 🙁

I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.

I have never been so frightened 😐

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

I don't think I've had a more gut wrenching experience than last night... The SAME thing happened to my gf last night, but I'd rather not get into it ok... Let's just say that some guy who is obsessed with her gave her lipstick that caused her to pass out and caused her heart to stop.

🙄

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.

wut, no invite? crackers

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
He gave her lipstick and it was laced with some sort of heart stopping compound that sent her into cardiac arrest, she died for a minute, 😐 🙁

I then used my keen sense of smell to locate the source of the toxin.

I have never been so frightened 😐

I just had to come on straight away and tell you guys.

but it actually turned out to be a good night anyway, the Easter Bunny, Santa, The Toothfairy and Superman all came round for a tea party.