Happy Birthday Selphie! TAKE IT!!
Liz!! Ya almost legal piece of jailbait ass! To you, on your f*ckin’ birthday, I bring you a beating heart of a young man whom indulged in……let’s say, “cholesterol” Ahaha, vile Badger squeals out remorse, but it ain’t get any cuz it’s on firah, the intensity Liz, the intensity, take ya cider drinkin’ stool, I luvs ya babeh, and hope you get the best gift of all, my dried up ruckus that expelled from my vile anus which was later engulfed in the water of my unscripted urine. Make sure to taste it with your nose first, then eat, my child, EAT!
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Badgers!
BADGERS!!!
Badgers?!
BADGERS!!