What will a girl have to do to get ....

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BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

Give me head and I'll give you a baby dragon.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

*hides dragon, staples mouth shut*

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by BackFire
Give me head and I'll give you a baby dragon.
Would you still count it giving head if I bit it off?

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

You'd break your teeth on it.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by BackFire
You'd break your teeth on it.
Doubtful. I've bitten in half harder dicks than yours shrimpy.

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

Lies.

They don't call it 'The Sledge' for nothing.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by BackFire
Lies.

They don't call it 'The Sledge' for nothing.

I thought they called you that because when you were done using it the girls were bruised and broken?

Nighty101 Senior Member

I have a baby dragon in my deck. It isn't worth much though. It is actually a very sucky card. But if you want it, it is very easy to get. Its a wonderful little site called Ebay.

punkkaveman Cause its gangsta?

I only give away baby dragons for souls....

leonheartmm Senior Member

my mother was a dragon, and my dad was a human. so im half dragon, have unprotected sex with me and there a 1 in four chance that youll get pregnant with a baby dragon!!!!!! {and if you just get a normal baby out of it, dont be put down! we cud do it again and again and again, until we get that dragon!}

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Dragons dont scare me. I am a close personal friend of Christian Bale.

steverules_2 Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dragons dont scare me. I am a close personal friend of Christian Bale.

I thought he was a bat...man 😕

Quincy Debaser

and here comes the hippie dippie weather man....with all the hippie dippie weather....man.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by steverules_2
I thought he was a bat...man 😕
Reign of Fire FTW

leonheartmm Senior Member

^the big one at the end was one of my bastard children

Rogue Jedi Restricted

You didnt pull out?

ThunderGodEneru Senior Member

You guys suck. 😐

LordPrydon Restricted

I know where one can find dragonns

Leo.M A Riddle

Well... if you really want one. All you have to do is close your eyes. Picture yourself the baby dragon and suck it out of a hose.

Spoiler:
south park.
steverules_2 Senior Member

Originally posted by Leo.M
Well... if you really want one. All you have to do is [b]close your eyes. Picture yourself the baby dragon and suck it out of a hose.

Spoiler:
south park.
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Catman needed seamen..the hobo was nice enough to help him out