Team SOLDIER Vs. The Pokemon Army

Originally posted by Solid Durandal
Can Hitmonchan run and react at faster then light speeds?

Pretty sure he can't.

Are you assuming Sephiroth is just going to be an idiot and walk slowly over to Hitmonchan.

Because Sephiroth can just, i don't know, stay back, and kill him with one of his many spells.

And since he can punch at lightning speeds which requires reaction time...Yeah, he can. 😐

Hitmonchan's punches, being that fast, are more powerful than ANYTHING Sephiroth has shown to do, one of Seph's puny magic attacks will be batted aside easily while Hitmonchan presses foreward.

And Terry...Warp speed? 😐

Please tell me you didn't mean what I think you are. 😐

Originally posted by Becci
1. Cloud Strife
2. Sephiroth
3. Zack Fair
4. Angeal
5. Genesis

Vs.

One of each Pokemon of the 500 Pokemon in the Poké-world. Mirage system NOT included.

HAH! Your losing it. You are starting to believe all that Sephiroth garbage 😛

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
[b]HAH! Your losing it. You are starting to believe all that Sephiroth garbage 😛 [/B]

PSH! He wouldnt even be able to handle a thunderbolt from anime Pikachu shrug

Peeps are aware that not all Pokemon preform at these Legndary feats and levels.

Example...most Charizards can't melt boulders.

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
[b]PSH! He wouldnt even be able to handle a thunderbolt from anime Pikachu shrug [/B]

Originally posted by Vampire Savior
Peeps are aware that not all Pokemon preform at these Legndary feats and levels.

Example...most Charizards can't melt boulders.

Out of what are you basing this statement? Because as far as I recall, that is exactly what the Pokédex is saying about the Charizard shrug I could of course be wrong, if you could be so kind and point me into the direction of where you base your statement ✅

He is wrong. The PokeDex's clearly state Charizard is able to do these things.

Ah, so yet another desperate attempt to have the sun shine on anyone fighting the cute monsters then? Alright ✅

I'm still waiting for someone to pop in claiming Pokemon are incapable of killing.

PSH! People arent stupid ermm

...I could prove to you that said claim has been made multiple times on vs. threads. 😐

I know it has been said, and I shudder every time I hear the mentioning of it 😐 It's like saying "Claymores" can not kill humans, simply because they never do 😛

That blade is a sharp one, boys. It does kill!

nuclear bombs cant kill British people, they never have!

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
[b]That blade is a sharp one, boys. It does kill! [/B]

Whats hotter than being cleaved in half by a Claymore such as Teresa? droolio

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
[b]Whats hotter than being cleaved in half by a Claymore such as Teresa? droolio [/B]

A Jirachi or Mew could wish the team away. :/
Don't get me started on Arceus, Dialga and Palkia...

Originally posted by GenomeFrozener
[b]A Jirachi or Mew could wish the team away. :/
Don't get me started on Arceus, Dialga and Palkia... [/B]

Sweat not! The 'you are a loser for creating this thread' post has already been covered flirt

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Having your head severed and being violated by a strap-on Teresa is wearing? droolio

That'd work. By the way, have you seen the Claymore anime? The 'violated' part reminds me of a scene with Teresa and a normal human guy in the woods 😛

I like the Pokedex entry of Kadabra; you know this one: The boy woke up one day and he was a Kadabra. WTF to the highest degree right there.