Describe your morning routine.

When you wake up in the morning, what do you do? In what order do you begin your day for work or school? Give us a list. I'll go first.

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[*]Wake up at 5:00 a.m.
[*]Take a piss (and/or take a dump, if applicable.)
[*]Rinse with Hydrogen Peroxide, brush my teeth, and then rinse with Listerine.
[*]Shower.
[*]Get dressed for work.
[*]Eat a little something for breakfast. Usually, a few slices of toast or a banana, etc.
[*]Feed Isaac, our cat. The f*cker wakes up the same time I do because he knows what time it is.
[*]Screw around on the internet, i.e., KMC, MySpace, Youtube, etc. for a few brief minutes.
[*]Leave for work at 6:00 a.m. to go sling beer for Budweiser.
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Anyone else?

Wake up at 7:28
if i didnt take a shower the night before i have to wake up at 7:18

usually the morning wood wakes me up a bit earlier, especially if i have to pee

brush my teeth

put clothes on

feed cats

get in my car and drive in traffic, usually get to work at 8:06 for some odd reason...

i start at 8

If I was going to work I would...

Wake either at 8.15am/7.45am depending what shift I was doing
Lie in bed for a few minutes cursing for my alarm for going off/wishing I didn't have to get up/wishing it wasn't Saturday or Sunday etc
Pee if needs be
Shower
Dry myself, put on body lotion and get dressed
Dry and straighten or put up hair
Eat a tiny breakfast as I have usually spent so much time pissing about I haven't go much time to eat
Brush my teeth and mouthwash, floss if I have time
Put on make up very quickly, usually in the car.

For me monday thru friday its...

Get up at 4:30 a.m.
Shower, brush my teeth
write a poem for someone special
Eat a bowl of cereal (depending on what I have)
By 5:15 a.m. I start to get dressed and head for work until 5 p.m.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
For me monday thru friday its...

Get up at 4:30 a.m.
Shower, brush my teeth
write a poem for someone special
Eat a bowl of cereal (depending on what I have)
By 5:15 a.m. I start to get dressed and head for work until 5 p.m.

And what time do your start work?

I forgot to include that while I am getting dressed for work and while feeding/loving on Isaac, I watch the morning news cast for the Houston area.

Oh yeah, I usually listen to Radio 1 while I'm getting dressed.

WTF is Radio 1?

When I was working:

7:15 am: Awake
7:16 am: Begin Masturbation session
7:30 am: Let dog out of crate
7:35 am: Take dog outside after going "WHO'S A PUPPY!"
7:40 am: Put food in dog bowl
7:42 am: Go get ready for work
8:00 am: Play with dog for 15 to somewhat tire him out.
8:15 am: Put puppy back into crate, and leave for work
9:00 am: Arrive at work, stay there until 4:30 PM

Get up at 6:45
Use the bathroom
Brush my teeth and wash my face with clean and clear
Take shower
Put on clothes and lotion up
Feed my dog
Cook my breakfast(sometimes just eat granola bar)
Watch TV(if I have time)
Go to school

Originally posted by Ax3l
When I was working:

7:15 am: Awake
7:16 am: Begin Masturbation session
7:30 am: Let dog out of crate
7:35 am: Take dog outside after going "WHO'S A PUPPY!"
7:40 am: Put food in dog bowl
7:42 am: Go get ready for work
8:00 am: Play with dog for 15 to somewhat tire him out.
8:15 am: Put puppy back into crate, and leave for work
9:00 am: Arrive at work, stay there until 4:30 PM

It takes 14 minutes to cum? You sicken me.

Originally posted by Impediment
It takes 14 minutes to cum? You sicken me.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I like to search for my pr0n

Kram3r doesn't do it for you anymore, already? The honeymoon's over. crylaugh

*Wake up between 7:30 and 8:30 PM.
*Get on the computer for a few minutes and/or eat (depending on if I'm hungry or not).
*Straighten or brush and hairspray hair.
*Put makeup on.
*Talk on my cell.
*Wait until 10:00 PM to go to work which starts at 11:00 PM.

-Wake up between 5:45 am and 6:15 am
-Wash my face and brush my teeth
-wake Maddie up
-Make breakfast for Maddie, usually a fried egg, toast and chocolate milk
-get Maddie and myself dressed
-get all Maddies stuff together for school
-leave the house at about 7:15am or 7:30 depending on what kind of mood Maddie's in in the morning

wake up at 8am
shower
get dressed
do hair
have breakfast
brush teeth
get bus
college

-Wake up at 5:00
-Sit on bed staring at floor.
-Take shower at 5:10
-Get dressed at 5:25
-Make breakfast at about 5:30
-Brush teeth when done with breakfast
-Fvck around on the computer going on pron, KMC, and other shit until 6:20, and go catch the city bus to school.

Wake up at 6:05
shower/brush teeth
put on clothes
get on train
buy breakfast in Long Island City
eat in the school courtyard
go in school

Wake up at 6:30, toss the alarm clock, and sleep until 7.

Around 7, I find myself awakened again by a phone call, usually Kit, checking A) to see that I'm awake, and B) that I've not gone out and killed myself doing something stupid the night before.

Get up about 7:45-ish, get a cuppa coffee, then proceed to change from my night clothes into my outfit for the day.

Leave home around 10:30.

At my house:

Wake up

Shave

Shower

Brush teeth

Grab banana or muffin

Go to bus stop

Take bus to college

Take classes

Hang out with friends

Wait for Kaya's call

Hang out with friends (again)

Homework

Dinner

Brush Teeth

Sleep

At my friend's house(s):

Wake up to a scream, or scream my friends up

Brush teeth

Go eat tacos

Scream at their pets

Grab some more tacos

Show up late to college

Leave college early

Play a show

Eat more tacos

Get tipsy

Scream at household pets again

Eat the last of the tacos

Shower

Brush teeth

Sleep