True Blood

Started by TheGodKiller54 pages

Originally posted by Rikudo sennin
Did Warlow just get owned by Eric?

As Robtard mentioned above, Warlow was restrained and defenseless when a jacked-on-fae-blood Eric attacked him, unlike Russell(amped by fae blood on top of everything else) who got pwned by a regular Eric. From the previews for the coming 2 episodes, Warlow's gonna be majorly pissed when he awakens.

As it so happens, this episode just reiterated what has already been established in the series: Russell's lowest lows are much lower than Warlow's lowest lows.

Originally posted by Mindset
Eric was the shit this ep.
The manner in which he was owned and sought out by Eric is hysterical. 5,000 plus and he's left for dead like some rape victim by Eric.

I already claimed biting Warlow would own him. Surprise surprise. Claudine beat him and Eric sonned him after he fed off Sookie so he was at full power.

Russell at full power has owned Eric in hysterical fashion. Eric won't even take him directly on yet he came right for Warlow without hesitation and raped him.

Eric and Claudine both shit on him. Hysterical.

Faerie blood also isn't an amp but if the jackasses would think they'd realize Warlow is chock full of the stuff. Didn't save him from the rape at full power by Eric's teeth.

Bill bossed him around, Claudine straight bfr'd him easily, and Eric fang banged him at full power. Lol at the Warlow apologists.

I'm always right.

Ps. Sookie admitted she never used the super nova attack. Great episode which proves I know TB.

Originally posted by Robtard
Still ignoring context, still ignoring that the odd exceptions don't break the rule. You can do your "I get to ignore set TB lore and that Warlow is around 2,500 years older than Russell and Warlow just loses in my imaginary fight because I say so" all you like, but stop trying to pass your man-crush on Russell as a valid reason.

/derp

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Good for you?

Russell can bite his neck and drain him. Eric just did it.

Warlow shoots a blast. In character. Russell dodges and drains him. All supported in character.

You claiming Warlow wins just because he's Warlow is laughable.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
And how exactly is him being a hybrid a weakness in any manner what so ever? We have also seen Russell beaten by a weaker vampire. Because really, Russell getting punked by Eric is certainly no less humiliating than Warlow getting bfred by a fae. Lol, we have only seen Russell fight against vampires. We haven't done so with Warlow, but that doesn't somehow mean that younger and weaker vamps would suddenly be capable of beating him straight up in a one-on-one fight as you're insinuating with Russell here. Warlow murderss Russell the same way Salome kill beat Tara, or Godric slaughter Jessica.

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Vampires are Faeries predators. Once they start biting its game over for anyone with Faerie blood.

Russell is behind Eric at full power. Series creators agree that Russell is on another power level.

We just did happen to see Eric drain him. Hilarious to see Warlow just lying there all vulnerable. Claudine beat him and Eric drained him as well.

False.

Warlow shoots a blast and Russell dodges and drains. All supported on screen. Your he wins because he's Warlow bit is fanboyism.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
You take your negative proof falacy, and dump it in the quantrash where it belongs.

Wow. I have never seen a fangirl get so emotional just because I made a few remarks about her dream boy, the way I have been doing yours. You betrayed Thanos the moment you jumped on Voldemort's bandwagon, considering Voldy's fear and hatred of Death, as opposed to Thanos whose entire philosophy is the complete antithesis of Voldemort's.

It means it's unlikely to ever occur. You're conveniently forgetting the reason why Russell was even superior to everyone(prior to Lilith). It was always because because he was almost 3000 years old, because he clearly older than all. You're conveniently ignoring the set rule of the show, which is the only reason Russell has any feats at all, just to unnecessarily wank him in the face of a far superior vampire.

I already have. It enhances their resistence to sunlight, delays the reaction to staking etc. Russell and Eric took small amounts of a semi-halfling's blood, and not only did they survive the sun for about a minute or so, they acquired younger vampires' resistence to the sun even after beginning to fry. Eric was even able to hold a silver handcuff in his bare hand long enough for him to tie up Russell with himself. If a quasi-halfling's blood can do all that, imagine what a full-blooded Elder's could do. Now on top of it, add the fact that Russell drained all of her. Along with the fact that fae blasts usually incapacitate vampires, we can conclude that Russell was indeed amped by the fae blood.

I already told why it doesn't count, and yet you still go ahead and post it. You played right into my hands.

I know more than you do though, considering you've never even watched a single episode of the True Blood, adn you rely on random youtube clips for Russell's feats. And lol at you accusing me of disagreeing with his actor, when you conveniently dismissed what Rob Kazinsky said about Warlow. You're the very emobodiment of the ugly, two-faced hypocrisy.

Yeah, and Russell has been around humans for a long time. That takes from his murderous reputation against humanity how? Russell was defeated by Eric. How exactly is Russell betraying Talbot's memory and faling to avenge him any less "laughably moronic" than Warlow slaughtering his entire tribe becasue of the monster that Lilith turned him into? Then again, the fact that this is coming from the guy who's the very definition of "laughably moronic" on KMC forums, it all makes sense.

Actually he really didn't. It was all a hoax, always. Whether it was during his servise to Mississipi, or during the Authority, it was only to put Russell in a sense of security so Eric could eventually make his move. Which he did, owning Russell in a spectacular fashion. That's because Russell doesn't have a fae inside of him that battles with the vampire evry second of his being, you silly little goose. Even though having a fae inside him, as part of his heritage, would actually be a dream come true for a guy like Russell who craves daywalking, which fae heritage provides naturally and indefinitely.

Yes, which means that he took advantage of a human shield disorienting her to get a lucky speedblitz. Thank you for conceding yet again.

How many times do I have to write it down for your pea-sized brain to comprehend it? She was made before Adam and Eve. She predates humanity. P.R.E.D.A.T.E.S. She died in 3496 BC. That means she was older than even current 5500 year old Warlow at the time of her true death. Get it through that skull of yours which has a density rivaling a black hole's.

Just before Russell tried to escape. You conveniently keep ignoring that for god-knows-what-reeason. Eric still managed to catch a running away Russell, adn bind him in silver. You mean to say like Warlow and Claudine. Or you can turn around and admit that Eric also managed to beat Russell. Your call.

Yup, while amped on the juice of the strongest fae of that lot. He was about as much aware of Eric as Warlow was of Claudine. Considering Russell was distracted by the Bon Temps fae just as Warlow as distracted by Sookie's scent.

How many times are you going to repeat this bullshit lie? Bilith easily overpowered Eric, and Sookie caught him off-guard because his back was turned. It's not like a very old and powerful vampire has been caught off-guard, it it? Oh wait, it is. And the vampire in question has the initials R.E.

She kicked his butt in all their encounters. Russell's lows are evn lower than Warlow's(getting beaten by Sookie<<<getting beaten by Claudine), and Warlow's highs are far higher than Russell's(beating the king of fae>>>>beating a faery Elder). Based on logic, common sense, and the fact that the show's established rule concerning olver vs younger vampires agrees with me. None of which you possess, might I add.

Warlow defeats him with the same ridiculous ease with which Godric would beat Jessica. Oh, wait, it's even easier than that considering the age gap between Warlow and Russell is greater than that between Godric and Jessica.

You made the claim weakened means his durability stays the same. Prove it.

Thanos is in another medium. I am still known throughout the boards as Thanos. I also enjoy other characters in different mediums. I like characters not their philosophies. I don't want the same characters with the same motivations. That's for lessers such as yourself.

False. Russell has feats and proven his superiority. Warlow hasn't. I'm from the show me state. You just ignore everything and say without proof Warlow wins. Russell Edgington has proven himself.

There is no amp a Faeries blood provides save resistance to the sun, weaknesses. That's it. We see the blood did not save Nora. It does not increase power or amp it just mainly eliminates the sun weakness. That's the intention of getting Warlow's blood. We have seen silver pulled off before briefly by Jessica and others iirc. Not that surprising. He was cuffed and exposed to his weakness. That's all. There has never been a mention of an amp just resists certain weaknesses. A wooden bullet is less powerful than a regular one but it is a vampires weakness. Think.

We already see the thought process behind it. Acting like killing your maker makes you a badass or something. Warlow slaughtered his parents and blamed Lilith. He's a *****.

Here we go with your silly posturing. I have series creators and evidence to support my stances whereas you have nothing. Zero outside your he wins because he is Warlow nonsense.

Russell is superior to Eric. That is rammed through our heads. Eric has to plot and scheme as he cannot take him directly on at full strength. Russell decided to give into day walking as he as tempted by something denied to him for thousands of years. Understandable. Warlow defies his maker and loses his shit thereby killing his entire tribe. Awful. Then he has the audacity to blame Lilith while ignoring her advice. Keep your petty insults to yourself, nobody. That's all you are is a nobody. Your mother must be awfully proud.

Eric planned things on the fly. He made the best of his situation and wouldn't come directly at Russell because he cannot. That much is undeniable. He got on his knees before Russell. Awesome. Far better than just straight coming for Warlow and draining him like a *****. He only came at him as he sensed Sookie's fear and took advantage of the situation. Only way he'd dare is in whatever cheap and unfair advantage he can have against him unlike Warlow.

No, he used the human in front of him. When the human was gone he killed her. Without a human he blitzes and kills faster. Russell owns Warlow faster as he doesn't have a human shield to waste.

Prove it with a quote from the show. If you cannot you concede. You must be used to this by now. You're a fool and one who cannot even properly understand a super nova attack when its been explained to you.

Russell can be moved on just like Bill Compton did in his mansion. He used a weakness exploitation as Russell was disoriented at learning the sun was burning Eric. Eric beat Claudine straight up. Eric admits he cannot beat Russell straight up. Eric just crushed Warlow and fang banged him. Lol at how desperate you must be.

You have failed to prove an amp. What ? No. Russell was being blasted and was not even aware of Eric's presence whereas Claudine announced herself. Think for a second you goon.

Sookie staked him. Awesome. One vampire and one half ling staked him. Russell was taking on over 10 Faeries and was not even aware of Eric's presence. Entirely different than Bill being staked by Sookie.

😂 😂

No, she did not. She was always scared of him and always had help. Always. She never once defeated him. Eric just fang banged Warlow. Claudine straight beat him too. Only person Warlow beat is Niall who was off guard so not impressive.

Prove it. In character he shoots, misses, and Russell drains him.

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Originally posted by TheGodKiller
You concede the fact. All I need at this point.

Yup, known for being a horrendous troll who makes some of the worst arguments, that are horribly founded in illogic. Not quite unlike another poster I know, whose username starts with q and ends with 2.

Yep, and it is still a different scenario, as Eric was completely unaware of what Bill was about to do. The key word here is completely. Russell on the other hand tried to make a run for it. Yet Eric still caught him. Very poor showing of reflex speed from Russell indeed.

Your butthurt-drenched tears seeping from my screen almost inspire me to do so.

You cite worthless actor hyperbole which is never corroborated on-panel. You're a disingeneous little pus, aren't you?

How manyt timws do I have to do it? Only for you to dismiss it because it destroys your argument.

I agree, you are full of irony.

Exception means it's unlikely to ever happen. That was a one-time event. Since then, no younger vamp has even been shown to be just straight-up beat an older vamp.

Do tell me how exactly does Russell getting a whiff of his blood and going crazy is actually an advantage for him in any sane scenario? Not to mention that while it's aplusible theory, we don't know yet that Warlow still gives of the scent of a faerie to vampires. His blood retaining to fae properties doesn't mean that it carries the same scent. And before you go ahead and point out Ben's thought of "Smelled my blood. Smelled my damn blood.", just remember that all that was staged by Warlow himself to get close to Sookie.

Godric crushes Jessica just as Warlow crushes Russell. 🙂

All you know at this point is its gotten even more pathetic for Warlow. 🙂

My argument is supported by how these characters fight and on screen evidence. Your bashing is all you have. 🙂

Bill jumped on Russell as well. Silver is a weakness exploitation. That's all and considering how disoriented he was considering he just believed he could walk in the sun to realize he can't then its easy to see why he was caught by the silver.

You are silly.

I cite evidence. You don't.

You have never supported your argument.

Deflection.

An exception proves it isn't always the case and my case was already proven by how they fight anyways. 🙂

Russell dodges and bites him. He doesn't need to smell it either way but since it is Fae blood there is no reason why it wouldn't give off the same smell. Think for once.

Russell crushed Warlow easier than Eric crushed Warlow.

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i think im gonna like this series. u can download the incomplete first episode from EZTV or from similar torrents

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell can bite his neck and drain him. Eric just did it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We just did happen to see Eric drain him. Hilarious to see Warlow just lying there all vulnerable. Claudine beat him and Eric drained him as well.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Eric just fang banged Warlow.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell crushed Warlow easier than Eric crushed Warlow.

Eric did what he did to a restrained Warlow. Had Warlow been uncuffed, Eric would have been killed. The rest of your posts are the same repetitive trash that I already debunked multiple times in this thread.

Also, a big lol at you bumping a near 3 week old argument just to get the last word in. You're the very embodiment of a raging fangirl on her worst e-period.

Quancession accepted btw.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Eric did what he did to a restrained Warlow. Had Warlow been uncuffed, Eric would have been killed. The rest of your posts are the same repetitive trash that I already debunked multiple times in this thread.

Also, a big lol at you bumping a near 3 week old argument just to get the last word in. You're the very embodiment of a raging fangirl on her worst e-period.

Quancession accepted btw.

Quit acting like you know when we don't see that at all. We know Eric came for Warlow. We know he owned him.

Yes, keep running as you knew I'd be back. Just busy.

Supernova admitted by Sookie was not used since she did not release her light. Warlow went down to being drained which was how I said Russell beats him.

Oh this feels amazing. Vindication feels great.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quit acting like you know when we don't see that at all. We know Eric came for Warlow. We know he owned him.

Yes, keep running as you knew I'd be back. Just busy.

Supernova admitted by Sookie was not used since she did not release her light. Warlow went down to being drained which was how I said Russell beats him.

Oh this feels amazing. Vindication feels great.


Are you phucking blind or what? He was clearly shown to be tied up throughout that episode.

If you're saying that Russell could replicate what Eric did to a restrained Warlow, then you'd be right. A Warlow that's not been bound down with faerie magic ropes would be a completely different story though.

Lol, all she claimed was that only letting go that lightball from her body would extinguish her fae powers. She also mentioned that the lightball kills vampires.

What vindication you are blabbering about now? Eric draining a restrained Warlow is not even half as low a showing as Eric outspeeding Russell or Eric straight up killing Russell.

Edit: Btw, once we're done going back and forth for a few days all over again, you can conveniently disappear and then bump 3 week old posts to try and get the last word in again. You just won't get it though. 👆

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Are you phucking blind or what? He was clearly shown to be tied up throughout that episode.

If you're saying that Russell could replicate what Eric did to a restrained Warlow, then you'd be right. A Warlow that's not been bound down with faerie magic ropes would be a completely different story though.

Lol, all she claimed was that only letting go that lightball from her body would extinguish her fae powers. She also mentioned that the lightball kills vampires.

What vindication you are blabbering about now? Eric draining a restrained Warlow is not even half as low a showing as Eric outspeeding Russell or Eric straight up killing Russell.

Edit: Btw, once we're done going back and forth for a few days all over again, you can conveniently disappear and then bump 3 week old posts to try and get the last word in again. You just won't get it though. 👆

He was tied up of his own free will. Eric overpowered someone 5 times as old as he is.

Russell beats him anyway. Warlow shoots, misses, and is drained. We see him already drained. Awesome.

Yes, when she uses the supernova attack by releasing the ball she loses her powers hence she never used it against Warlow since she neither released it and the fact she still has her powers. 🙂 1+1=2.

Russell let his guard down while fighting other Fae and was not even aware of Eric's presence unlike Warlow. Context.

Just give up. Every episode proves me further and further correct while you keep saying Warlow this and Warlow that. Damage has been done. Can't undo it. Russell zips past his ball of energy and drains him. Supported. Your views are not.

😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell can bite his neck and drain him. Eric just did it.

Warlow shoots a blast. In character. Russell dodges and drains him. All supported in character.

You claiming Warlow wins just because he's Warlow is laughable.

Yeah, completely ignore that Warlow was restrained at the time and defenseless when Eric attacked him because you're outright dumb. When Eric owned Russell like a *****, Russell was at full capacity 🙂

Stop scripting your fantasy matches. Stop wanking Russell.

Strawmanning again.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, completely ignore that Warlow was restrained at the time and defenseless when Eric attacked him because you're outright dumb. When Eric owned Russell like a *****, Russell was at full capacity 🙂

Stop scripting your fantasy matches. Stop wanking Russell.

Strawmanning again.

He was still drained. He was not muzzled. Series makers explained why that was possible and it was due to Russell lowering his guard while being attacked by a group of Faeries. Official word. 😄

I am not scripting anything. I am simply going off of what we have seen. You saying Warlow does this or that is scripting. I have evidence whereas you do not.

Shoots, misses, and drains. Russell Edgington for the win.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was still drained. He was not muzzled. Series makers explained why that was possible and it was due to Russell lowering his guard while being attacked by a group of Faeries. Official word. 😄

I am not scripting anything. I am simply going off of what we have seen. You saying Warlow does this or that is scripting. I have evidence whereas you do not.

Shoots, misses, and drains. Russell Edgington for the win.

Warlow was restrained and defenseless, this is a fact; ignoring this means you're a dumbass(stop being?). Russell was not restrained and not defenseless, another fact 🙂

Yes, you're scripting out little fanboi fantasy matches in your head and ignoring set TB lore about age/powers and such.

More fanboi gay-fantasy scripting 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Warlow was restrained and defenseless, this is a fact; ignoring this means you're a dumbass(stop being?). Russell was not restrained and not defenseless, another fact 🙂

Yes, you're scripting out little fanboi fantasy matches in your head and ignoring set TB lore about age/powers and such.

More fanboi gay-fantasy scripting 🙂

He was not muzzled. He was owned. Plain and simple. He was drained just like I said another vampire could do. 😂

Wrong. I am citing True Blood canon fights to support my theories. You just say Warlow wins based off your erection for him.

Russell wins. 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was not muzzled. He was owned. Plain and simple. He was drained just like I said another vampire could do. 😂

Wrong. I am citing True Blood canon fights to support my theories. You just say Warlow wins based off your erection for him.

Russell wins. 🙂

Yup, you're just a stupid person. Warlow's hands were tied behind him to a tree and he was laying down when Eric attacked him. Russell was free and at full capacity when Erick killed him.

You're fanboi scripting; it's hilarious.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yup, you're just a stupid person. Warlow's hands were tied behind him to a tree and he was laying down when Eric attacked him. Russell was free and at full capacity when Erick killed him.

You're fanboi scripting; it's hilarious.

You are still sore about me being right about everything True Blood related. You used to say Warlow was a Russell copy. 😂

Russell lowered his guard. Creators stated it. Fact.

Backed by TB facts.

Your Warlow boner doesn't cut it. Fantasy about him on your own time.

Godric is still the strongest vamp ever shown.

Originally posted by Mindset
Godric is still the strongest vamp ever shown.
That was true in season 2 but retconned in season 3. Russell stole the show so to speak.

You do realize Warlow's lovers Robtard and Killer are going to see this and blow their tops.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was tied up of his own free will. Eric overpowered someone 5 times as old as he is.

Russell beats him anyway. Warlow shoots, misses, and is drained. We see him already drained. Awesome.

Yes, when she uses the supernova attack by releasing the ball she loses her powers hence she never used it against Warlow since she neither released it and the fact she still has her powers. 🙂 1+1=2.

Russell let his guard down while fighting other Fae and was not even aware of Eric's presence unlike Warlow. Context.

Just give up. Every episode proves me further and further correct while you keep saying Warlow this and Warlow that. Damage has been done. Can't undo it. Russell zips past his ball of energy and drains him. Supported. Your views are not.

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Still purposely ignoring the fact that Warlow was chained up, I see.

This clearly implies that you're as much of a liar and a fraud as you're a spamming idiot of a troll.

And it's funny that you should be trying to give me a math lesson, considering your hatred of the subject in general, you @$$hat of a clown.