The "What If?" thread

I was just playing Crisis Core for the PSP and started to wonder how much things would have been different had Zack not died.. Obviously another bunch of "What If" started to pop in mind and I had no choice but to make my way to KMC and torture everyone with them.

Please use this thread to discuss any What If scenarios regarding any game's story and or gameplay.

So...What if Zack was never killed?

Well...obviously he would have met Aerith. Cloud would still hang around with him all mako poisoned I think. Would Zack have joined Avalance? I think he might since it was his idea in the first place to become a mercenary, but then again Tifa was the one who found Cloud and kindly kicked his ass into joining Avalance. But then again Tifa knew Zack and knew he was strong so she would have asked him to join. Would Cloud and Zack be working for Avalance together? ARGH!!!

And you couldn't have put this in the FF7 or Crisis Core thread because?

Zack would be with Aeris and stop Cloud from being an emo homoqueer in AC at least.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
And you couldn't have put this in the FF7 or Crisis Core thread because?

Because we can discuss any game here. I just used Crisis Core as an example, but I guess you only read the intro and decided to post nothing relevant.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Zack would be with Aeris and stop Cloud from being an emo homoqueer in AC at least.

LoL. Say do you think President Shin-Ra would have recognized Zack during the second mission with Avalance? The president didn't recognize Cloud since he never made it to the higher classes of SOLDIER. Zack in the other hand was instrumental in the Wutai War, was always sent to the missions Sephiroth didn't want to accept, and was handpicked by Sephiroth himself.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
LoL. Say do you think President Shin-Ra would have recognized Zack during the second mission with Avalance? The president didn't recognize Cloud since he never made it to the higher classes of SOLDIER. Zack in the other hand was instrumental in the Wutai War, was always sent to the missions Sephiroth didn't want to accept, and was handpicked by Sephiroth himself.

what if there was another legacy of kain game, and therefore a conclusion to the story?

i'd be much happier 😛

What if Ultimecia never existed and didn't fvck up FF8?

Then FFVIII would have been the best FF game.

What if Princess Peach didn't want to be rescued?

who said she wanted to be rescued in the first place?
maybe mario is just jealous of her's and bowser's relationship 😬

Well Bowser isn't the kind of guy that would do anything for Peach and wait head and foot for her.

Mario will do anything for that b!tch, and all he gets is a kiss on the nose.

So she calls up Bowser when she wants to get her freak on, but spends time with Mario as her personal fat midget slave.

So THAT'S why Bowser always captures her. I was wondering what his incentive was. I mean, there was no ransom note, and his Koopa Kingdom certainly wasn't seeing much expansion or increase in wealth with the absence of Peach. By the way, will Peach ever be the Queen and not a Princess?

Which reminds me...

Why is Mario so stupid to fall for that cake shit in the note left by Bowser?

I mean...It is quite obvious...

The cake is a lie. 😐

I'll never understand Mario. I think he's just had one too many colorful mushrooms. Hence him having a tripped-out dream like Mario Bros. 2.

What if...

Spoiler:
Ryu from Streetfighter took a day off of training to screw Chun-Li?

He'd die in her muscular thighs' iron grip!

Here's an illustration.

Dude, that's just messed up.

What if...

Spoiler:
Ryu from Ninja Gaiden took a day off of training to screw Chun-Li?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Which reminds me...

Why is Mario so stupid to fall for that cake shit in the note left by Bowser?

I mean...It is quite obvious...

The cake is a lie. 😐

What if the cake wasn't a lie?