Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this scheduled 12 round fight. In the red corner, a pain in the ass, always complaining about shit, and lost his viginity to somebody when they were all alone, ladies and gentlemen, Josh clapping. In the blue corner, half Josh's size and weight, get's all the girls, lost his virginity when probably 13, and is addicted to comics, ladies and gentlemen, Mark clapping.
Here comes the trophy, look at her, Billie, the winner get's the prize.
Have a clean fight.