The one that goes like...
A boy in a kilt thats asian is sitting on steps outside his house an a older asian man with a big beard in a kilt with a hat (an maybe a bag pipe) comes up an says in a thick scottish acsent "U know your a great contradicttory like this star burst!", the kid, "how so?", the man "Your Scotch Korean u don't make a wee bit o sense!, the starburst is a solid.. yet juicy... Like a LIQUID!!.. hey theres another contrdictory! its timmy the albino lifeguard!" says whil pointing to lifeguaed biking by. "Hey Timmy! we are out o starburst!!"