It's Time To Save Money Guys

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Stock Market Sucks Right Now

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Stock were poised for a mixed start on Tuesday, after suffering their worst pounding in seven years day before.

About two-and-a-half hours before the market open, futures for the S&P 500 and Dow were down, while Nasdaq futures were up. On Monday the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 504 points, or 4.4%, its worst performance since the post-terrorist attack sell-off of Sept. 17, 2001.

The seven-year plunge stemmed from several big events that hit the markets at once: Lehman Brothers (LEH, Fortune 500) filed the biggest bankruptcy in history, Bank of America (BAC, Fortune 500) said it would buy Merrill Lynch (MER, Fortune 500) and AIG's (AIG, Fortune 500) stock took a dive over its cash-raising troubles

I would also like to mention that Bush is trying to get the government to "forgive" a lot of these large bankruptcies. I'll look it up later but I got some stuff to do this morning

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Again, no scam. I don't scam people. You can ready about Skype in any search engine.

i use skype...but only on international calls to other skype users...cause it's free...why i would want to pay 3 bucks for something that is free is beyond me.

and it is spam...i hope you get banned

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SKYPE. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF CASH BEING SUCKED INTO YOUR PHONE BILLS? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN SKYPE. THIS SHIT WILL ERASE YOUR PHONE BILL FOR GOOD. YOU CAN PUT SKYPE ON YOUR COMPUTER AND IT'LL BUY YOU FREE PORN. ****.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY THIS ****ING SKYPE AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ****ER. THOSE ****ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. SCREW SHAMWOW. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ****ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO **** YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO! WAIT. DON'T! CALLING COSTS MONEY, SO YOU'RE JUST SCREWED.

Skype's pretty awesome though.

Still spam.

Yep time to save money, under your bed in a shoe box!!

The whole financial system is a house of cards, best stay out of this lotter🙂

I hope someone steals your shoe box.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Yep time to save money, under your bed in a shoe box!!

The whole financial system is a house of cards, best stay out of this lotter🙂

Yeah, money is after all the safest thing there is.

No wait, they'll just inflate it away 😐

I thought Skype was a great deal until the guy dressed in the grim reaper costume came to my house and shoved a hot barbecue skewer up my ass. I tried to sue, but sure enough, in the fine print, it really did say, "Thirteen weeks after using Skype, a guy in a reaper costume will show up at your door and shove a hot skewer up your ass."

DON'T BUY THIS PRODUCT, FOLKS!!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Well, then again, if getting your ass soldered shut causing you to poop terds the shape of Frito's Honey Barbequed Flavored Twists, then have at it, friends!

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No, but seriously folks, it sounds like a decent deal, but this tidbit about making emergency phone calls is a bit concerning. http://www.skype.com/allfeatures/no911/

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, but seriously folks, it sounds like a decent deal, but this tidbit about making emergency phone calls is a bit concerning. http://www.skype.com/allfeatures/no911/

Don't worry, with the money you save you can afford to have a qualified medical team and private army on call at all times.

Awww....why save money? I'm just going to blow it all away in video games and comic books...oh, and some dvds.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I thought Skype was a great deal until the guy dressed in the grim reaper costume came to my house and shoved a hot barbecue skewer up my ass. [/i]

Wow, that totally doesnt sound like how Blue Oyster Cult described him

Originally posted by Bardock42
Skype's pretty awesome though.

Still spam.

Will you give me free German lessons over Skype?

Yes and people are racing to join Skype. Skype and Myspace have a joint contract. Thousands of people are using Skype as we speak.

The time to get in on these deals is now. =)

I predict that it will take the telephone business by storm within the next year. It already has in many ways.

Originally posted by Peach
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Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Yes and people are racing to join Skype. Skype and Myspace have a joint contract. Thousands of people are using Skype as we speak.

The time to get in on these deals is now. =)

I predict that it will take the telephone business by storm within the next year. It already has in many ways.

I seriously doubt it. It's like when everyone said televisions would be obsolete and everyone would watch tv on their computers, ain't going to happen. I do hope it forces phone companies to lower their rates, though.

Originally posted by NuclearWinter
Yes and people are racing to join Skype. Skype and Myspace have a joint contract. Thousands of people are using Skype as we speak.

The time to get in on these deals is now. =)

I predict that it will take the telephone business by storm within the next year. It already has in many ways.

Dude, we have solid testimony from a reliable member that your company anally abuses its customers. Sorry, but that's not worth lowering my $18.00 phone bill to $3.00.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Awww....why save money? I'm just going to blow it all away in video games and comic books...oh, and some dvds.

and why would you not spend it on drink, drugs and prostitutes???

Originally posted by Robtard
Will you give me free German lessons over Skype?
Dude, you know I'll give you almost anything for free.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, we have solid testimony from a reliable member that your company anally abuses its customers. Sorry, but that's not worth lowering my $18.00 phone bill to $3.00.

But you could argue it's worth raising it.