Speed's Strip Joint

Started by =Tired Hiker=10 pages
=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Slay
No, see, I was that one cop that tried to keep your brother from prostituting himself to 50-year-old men.

Still, you were at a club for transexuals. hmm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Still, you were at a club for transexuals. hmm

So? They're nice. At least they don't judge. awehuhs

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Slay
So? They're nice. At least they don't judge. awehuhs

Okay, so . . . . . strip.

ScarletSpeed Authority

transexuals are made of win.

DustinTsure Senior Member

Originally posted by Slay
No, see, I was that one cop that tried to keep your brother from prostituting himself to 50-year-old men.
Oh, so you were the one he ****ed in the cop car. I was wondering who that was.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
transexuals are made of win.

You know, you're right. I think I might go get me a vagina installed after work. hmm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
transexuals are made of win.

I was a transsexual once. It was during the great depression of Utrecht in 1977. Me and Mad Barry dressed up as ladyfolk to get some over 9000 litres of Smirnoff Ice past some guards. When we got into the dungeon, we had to fight some skeleton guards though. We beat them and then looted them for coins. Good times, good times.

Röland Masked Vigilante

So, are there wimenz in here or no? awehuhs

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Oh, so you were the one he ****ed in the cop car. I was wondering who that was.

Epic fail.

ScarletSpeed Authority
Originally posted by Röland
So, are there wimenz in here or no? awehuhs

here I am baby

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
here I am baby

F*CK YOU WHORE!

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Speaking of epic fail, I think you are getting the word 'transexual' mixed up with the world 'transvestite.' 😆 Otherwise, you just told us a story about a time where you basically cut off your johnson for vodka. 🙂

Originally posted by Slay
I was a transsexual once. It was during the great depression of Utrecht in 1977. Me and Mad Barry dressed up as ladyfolk to get some over 9000 litres of Smirnoff Ice past some guards. When we got into the dungeon, we had to fight some skeleton guards though. We beat them and then looted them for coins. Good times, good times.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Speaking of epic fail, I think you are getting the word 'transexual' mixed up with the world 'transvestite.' 😆 Otherwise, you just told us a story about a time where you basically cut off your johnson for vodka. 🙂

Technicalities, mere technicalities. Every good story has some continuity errors. awebrow

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

lol

ScarletSpeed Authority
Originally posted by Röland
F*CK YOU WHORE!

🙁

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
lol

Thanks for that by the way. The one time I get to incorporate Mad Barry into one of my stories, and you have to ruin it for me.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
🙁

Yeah, you liked getting told you're a whore, dontchya?

Little ****.

ScarletSpeed Authority

Originally posted by Röland
Yeah, you liked getting told you're a whore, dontchya?

Little ****.

yeah, I'm a filthy little whore and that gets me off awecreep

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, I'm a filthy little whore and that gets me off awecreep

I love it! awetwitch

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

awetwitch