Yuga Khan VS Odin

Originally posted by Enyalus
It was funny because Quan is here. STFU. 😛

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'll be quiet for you only if you you swallow.

*kindly directs him towards Red Hulk or Gideon*

Originally posted by Enyalus
*kindly directs him towards Red Hulk or Gideon*

I like the latter option immensely over the former.

K.

Although I have to wait a few months for you to decompose before I can start, I like my corpses to have a many orifices as possble.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
K.

Although I have to wait a few months for you to decompose before I can start, I like my corpses to have a many orifices as possble.

I'm not gonna preserve him.

Bury him twelve feet in my back yard then dig him up.

Twelve feet...Heh. It's going to take a long, long time for me to decompose then.

😘

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'm not gonna preserve him.

Bury him twelve feet in my back yard then dig him up.

Then you have maggots and all sorts of stuff crawling on your dewey afterwards.
Believe me, it's not as glorious as it sounds.

Originally posted by Red Hulk
That's the type of shit I don't like.

Then you have maggots and all sorts of stuff crawling on your dewey afterwards.
Believe me, it's not as glorious as it sounds.

I just hope the intestines are well preserved, or at least enough left to use as a condom.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I use the maggot juices for my toothpaste nigga, and they create more orifices.

I just hope the intestines are well preserved, or at least enough left to use as a condom.

It doesn't work. The stomach serves as an excellent substitute for it though... if you have the time.

Originally posted by Red Hulk
To each their own.

It doesn't work. The stomach serves as an excellent substitute for it though... if you have the time.

I would have to do sumthin with te stomach to get it to go over my dong correctly, but I'll try it out.

I love you guys.

I don't love you. I'm only in it for the sex.

🙁

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Maybe.

I would have to do sumthin with te stomach to get it to go over my dong correctly, but I'll try it out.

You got to stretch ones of the sphincters over the shaft, and then seal off the end (precise cutting helps). It's a little tricky, but practice makes perfect. 👆

Now that I think of it, you don't really need a condom, so I guess I'll never know if it actually works... silly me. 😂

Originally posted by Red Hulk
Ya.

You got to stretch ones of the sphincters over the shaft, and then seal off the end (precise cutting helps). It's a little tricky, but practice makes perfect. 👆

Now that I think of it, you don't really need a condom, so I guess I'll never know if it actually works... silly me. 😂

There are all sorts of little nasties in corpses, some of which can potentially caus damage to your penis, biting or stinging it.

So I wear penis protectors.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Well...It's not so much a condom as a penis protector.

There are all sorts of little nasties in corpses, some of which can potentially caus damage to your penis, biting or stinging it.

So I wear penis protectors.

Meh.

Well, I gotta go cut my penis with a butterknife now.

Though I enjoyed this little talk. It was really sexy.

Bye. 🙂