ROTS Palpatine Vs Darth Malak

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
HAHAHA, MY COMIDIC POWERS ARE MYTHICAL, MAGICAL AND MYSTICAL!!!! BOW, WIERDLY SMALL HUMANS!!!

I WILL NOT SUBMIT, SIR.

Originally posted by Gideon
You... turned into a banana?

I WILL NOT SUBMIT, SIR.

SILENCE!! I LISTEN NOT TO THE PRATTLING OF ANTS!!! MY POWER IS INFINITE!!!!

NOW I MUST LEAVE TO CONQUER SOUTH AMERICA!!!!

(2 days later)

BLAST!!! HOW COULD I NOT FORSEE THE MIGHT OF THIER BOARDS-WITH-NAILS-IN-THEM TECHNOLOGY!!! I AM A DISGRACE TO OMNIPOTENT BEINGS EVERYWHERE!!!

AT LEAST GIDEON STILL WORSHIPS ME!!!

how can one be worshiped when they cant even spell comedic correctly? 😬

It isn't easy, but that just proves how great I really am. 😎

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
It isn't easy, but that just proves how great I really am. 😎

Thats me all right. 'Mildly upsetting the cuttlery and spilling the cornflakes of life'

Hold on there, sport. Did you know you would have to eat 17 bowls of corn flakes to get the same nutritional value from one bowl of Total?

So spill my cornflakes if you want but stay outta my Total.

*holds up comically overburdened food tray*

*Smacks the bottom of the food tray, causing the food to be violently thrown in Red's face. Laughs and then go's back to beating baby seals to death*