An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
There are a lot of flies on that particular day because it's a particularly hot and muggy day.
The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman all order a pint of beer.
They receive their beers all with fly floating on the top.
The Englishman bursts out "Bar keep! I will not drink this filthy glass with vermin floating about in it!" "Get me another!"
The Bar keep replies "Sorry sir, I'll fetch you anotha."
The Englishman receives a new pint, vermin free and proceeds to drink it.
The Irishman too notices a fly floating in his pint.
With his hand, he picks it up and tosses it over his shoulder. Grins, and downs his pint.
The Scotsman also notices a fly in his beer.
He takes the fly out and violently shakes it over his glass.
Scotsman: "SPID IT OUT YA LIL' BASTARD!!"
😄
Originally posted by geshien
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...There are a lot of flies on that particular day because it's a particularly hot and muggy day.
The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman all order a pint of beer.
They receive their beers all with fly floating on the top.
The Englishman bursts out "Bar keep! I will not drink this filthy glass with vermin floating about in it!" "Get me another!"
The Bar keep replies "Sorry sir, I'll fetch you anotha."
The Englishman receives a new pint, vermin free and proceeds to drink it.
The Irishman too notices a fly floating in his pint.
With his hand, he picks it up and tosses it over his shoulder. Grins, and downs his pint.
The Scotsman also notices a fly in his beer.
He takes the fly out and violently shakes it over his glass.
Scotsman: "SPID IT OUT YA LIL' BASTARD!!"
😄
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Originally posted by geshien
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...There are a lot of flies on that particular day because it's a particularly hot and muggy day.
The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman all order a pint of beer.
They receive their beers all with fly floating on the top.
The Englishman bursts out "Bar keep! I will not drink this filthy glass with vermin floating about in it!" "Get me another!"
The Bar keep replies "Sorry sir, I'll fetch you anotha."
The Englishman receives a new pint, vermin free and proceeds to drink it.
The Irishman too notices a fly floating in his pint.
With his hand, he picks it up and tosses it over his shoulder. Grins, and downs his pint.
The Scotsman also notices a fly in his beer.
He takes the fly out and violently shakes it over his glass.
Scotsman: "SPID IT OUT YA LIL' BASTARD!!"
😄
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