KMC'ers as Reservoir Dogs....

Started by ragesRemorse3 pages

I'm MR BLACK if thats taken i'll take NEGRO

Originally posted by kodak
You're acting like a f*cking professional.

shup

Originally posted by Slay
No, Mr. Pink suits you perfectly.

but he is hideous 😐

Haven't got a clue who I'd be.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Haven't got a clue who I'd be.

orange

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Haven't got a clue who I'd be.
You dont fit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mr. White (Harvey Keitel): Impediment, cuz he's so cool.

Mr. Orange (Tim Roth): Kram3r, I can see him in the bathroom with a suitcase full of drugs as a K9 dog goes apeshit haermm

Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen): Mywi (yes, Mywi, a woman) I can see her having a violent side ✅

"Nice Guy" Eddie Cabot (Chris Penn): TH, cuz he's TH!!!

Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi): ScarletSpeed, dunno why, he seems like a spastic little ****er. 😂

Mr. Brown (Quentin Tarantino): Dark Jaxx. I can see him explaining Madonna's "Like a virgin."

Mr. Blue (Eddie Bunker): Dorian Belmont, just cuz.

Joe Cabot (The mastermind of the heist): Strangles, cuz he seems like a brainiac.

Holdaway (Cop who helps Mr. Orange train): Raz. He is quite the helpful one.

Marvin Nash (Cop with one ear): Walshy, he seems like a bleeder.

K-Billy DJ (voice of Steven Wright): Scythe, cool radio voice.

Nice Guy Eddie: "Larry, stop pointin' that ****in' gun at my Dad!"

😂 Classic, man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😂 Classic, man.

Dude, I've been thinking about watching that movie again soon, it's been a while. I think one of my favorite parts in the movie is when Chris Penn and Michael Madsen are wrestling in Joes office and then they settle down and fill Madsen in on what's going on and then . . .

Joe: "How would you feel about pulling off a job with about five other guys?"

Mr. Blonde: "I'd feel great about it."

I effin' love that part. ✅

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, I've been thinking about watching that movie again soon, it's been a while. I think one of my favorite parts in the movie is when Chris Penn and Michael Madsen are wrestling in Joes office and then they settle down and fill Madsen in on what's going on and then . . .

Joe: "How would you feel about pulling off a job with about five other guys?"

Mr. Blonde: "I'd feel great about it."

I effin' love that part. ✅

I like when White and Pink are discussing whether they were set up or not.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I like when White and Pink are discussing whether they were set up or not.

Oh, I like that part, and this part too:

Mr. Orange: "What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?"

Mr. White: "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing shit after that. You might get some ***** talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a ***** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

Charles Bronson crylaugh

Let's get a taco. haermm

Mmmmmmmm....Tacos.

Originally posted by kodak
you can be the chick who shot Mr.Orange

That's Walshy.

No, Walshy is the earless cop.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You dont fit.

Oi, **** off.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oi, **** off.
I just cant see you wielding a pistol and chopping ones ear off.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just cant see you wielding a pistol and chopping ones ear off.

Oh, Okay. What can you see me doing?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oh, Okay. What can you see me doing?
Being the guy telling me "RJ, dont rob that diamond store man!!!"

Nah, I'm pretty sure chill would be Orange.

Now who would I be?