Juggernaut gets upgraded... God help us all!
Cyttorak decides that Juggernaut has not wreaked enough havoc and destruction on this earth, and upgrades his emissary to remove a few of those inconvenient weaknesses that might be holding Juggs back:
- The helmet's immunity to psi is made a innate power of Juggernaut himself. He is now completely immune to mental powers.
- Juggernaut now has the ability to fly with excellent manoeuvrability at speeds up to Mach 30 in atmosphere, 0.5 light speed in space.
- He can teleport instantaneously across hundreds of miles at a time.
- His obscure old magical dimension/space hopping abilities are bumped up. If he gets sent somewhere against his will he can just concentrate and return back to where he came from, like Dorothy with her slippers, only not requiring any slippers.
Cyttorak then orders him to go forth and cut a swathe of unlimited destruction.
In turn, George W. Bush retaliates by calling an emergency press conference: "As self-proclaimed leader of the free world, I hereby order ANYONE AND EVERYONE to TAKE DOWN THE JUGGERNAUT!!!"
Can anybody on God's earth stop Juggernaut now?