When i was in the 8th grade

I had a teacher named Mrs. Kong

One day I put my hand in the air to ask her a question, and i asked...

Are you married to Donkey Kong?

She had a pissed off looking face after i asked my question, she didn't say a word and just stared

so nervously i asked... "King kong?"

so she told me to stand up infront of class and sing "Itsy bitsy spider" To everyone

so i stood up and starting singing...

"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, here is my handle here is my spout"

then everyone was looking at me like awebrow

took me about 10 min to figure out what i did wrong

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I had a teacher named Mrs. Kong

One day I put my hand in the air to ask her a question, and i asked...

Are you married to Donkey Kong?

She had a pissed off looking face after i asked my question, she didn't say a word and just stared

so nervously i asked... "King kong?"

so she told me to stand up infront of class and sing "Itsy bitsy spider" To everyone

so i stood up and starting singing...

"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, here is my handle here is my spout"

then everyone was looking at me like awebrow

took me about 10 min to figure out what i did wrong

aww you're so cute 😊

aweblushy

thats not cute, its stupid.

but pretty funny.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
aweblushy

I thought it was pure genius. 😎

I lol'ded

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I thought it was pure genius. 😎

Dain Bramage.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Gure Penius? hmm

I never thought of it that way. hmm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
aweblushy

mine sucked

Originally posted by Mairuzu
mine sucked

So, uh, yeah....I had a similar story.

I was in the 8th grade. My teach was named 'Mrs. Willis". One day, she requested we turn in our homework that wasn't due for an entire week. People started arguing with her. She said, "I told you it was due today." So I said, "Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis."

😐

drylaughdrylaughdrylaugh

haermm

hahahaha

The standard of what's funny has really lowered.

Originally posted by lord xyz
The standard of what's funny has really lowered.

Originally posted by lord xyz
The standard of what's funny has really lowered.

This, coming from the person that the nerds call a nerd.