Kain vs. Sephiroth... FIFA BEOTCHES!!!

One on one soccer match. 131

No powers of flight and no weapons. Hands can't touch the ball, etc.

QUICK DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

ime confused, so are powers allowed? just no flight?

Sephiroth is by feats more agile. Kain has shown decent movement speed by feet. I would give it to Sephiroth.

if its just a normal football match with Kain and sephiroth instead of humans with no powers or abilities then this is prob the only match Sephiroth would win against Kain

He would also win the manlier voice competition.

no he wouldnt lol

Yeah he would.

Kain has a fancypants Dracula f@ggotry voice, Sephiroth has a low, manly voice.

meh, no he doesnt, the original Sephiroth is more likely to have a Japanese voice or wherever that dude who created FF came from...

Kains is still manlier, more captivating as well as more full of wisdom overall.

So? Japanese voices cannot be manly? His Japanese voice was manly too.

Which doesn't make it manlier.

The dubbed version was aimed at trying to be similar to the original. They both have deep voices, Kain just has a grandpa's voice.

And Sephiroth is hotter.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
So? Japanese voices cannot be manly? His Japanese voice was manly too.

Which doesn't make it manlier.

no...they can only be Japanesy

Ironically, Japanese male voices in Anime have a habit of being extremely deep... deeper than even a lot of black guys. Girl voices are also really... girly.

Except in Japanese DBZ videogames like Ultimate Battle 22, where manly men like Vegeta have high girl voices.

Vegetas DBZ voice isn't really girly from what i remember, Goku's is though, because they kept the same voice actor as they did as Goku in DragonBall (when he was a kid)

Vegeta's voice in the beginning was kind of weaselly and matched his skinny bad guy self. He turned into a buff sexy anti-hero and his voice turned into a gravelly embodiment of manliness.

Yeah, Goku's voice was bullshit and AIDS.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Vegeta's voice in the beginning was kind of weaselly and matched his skinny bad guy self. He turned into a buff sexy anti-hero and his voice turned into a gravelly embodiment of manliness.

Well in the American Dubs there were so many diff voice actors for different companys i remember the one with the scratchy vegeta voice.

The best dub is the UK DUB, its HILARIOUS haha, Piccolo's name is "Big Green" and Tien sounds like Yoda, its soo funny

YouTube video

That is really bad. 😂

Everything sounds so... empathetic and weak.

Let that child alone.