Qui Gon + Anoon Bondra vs. Kar Vastor

Lies from the enemy. I see through you.

She works for Bison.

Stop being a minimalist.

Who do you think Bison works for, eh?

Me.

Not only is that paradoxical and nonsensical, but it is completely demeaning to Cammy. You're not a real fan.

First off, it's not paradoxical or nonsensical, because I have a double-identiy. See Tobi/Madara for details.

Second, I don't have to be a "real" fan, she's my indirect slave.

Third, I don't see you or anybody else wearing a Cammy signature.

I've never heard of an "identiy," you fail, and my current activities do not permit me to use identifying marks.

~ And you don't get to be our P.I.M.P. I'll find someone better. And cooler. And they'll have a title that isn't an acronym (the apprentice, the captain, etc.).

But of course, I have Bison, and he has Cammie, so I have Cammie, so you are a fan of a person who's owner I own.

Well, you own Bison; I own Bison.

I own you?

Noice.

Lol Faunus, you just F'd in the A!!!!

Exodus,you seem pretty fond of that phrase all of the sudden, lol.

Anyone would go gay for Faunus' sweet ass.

^obviously

Originally posted by Enyalus
Anyone would go gay for Faunus' sweet ass.

But why should we do that? When your mom's ass is double the sweetness?

Originally posted by Enyalus
Anyone would go gay for Faunus' sweet ass.

So now Master Crimzon is gay 😐

Enyalus' mom is a man?!

Stop it. Stop it now.

Yes, my ass is incredibly sweet. But you male impersonators may keep your distance from it; especially you, apprentice. Perhaps someday, with straightness in mind, your ass may become almost comparably sweet.

"But why should we do that? When your mom's ass is double the sweetness?"

Master, I was simply saying that the ass of Enyalus' mom is twice as attractive as your's, probably because I happen to be straight. Forgive any insolence.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
But why should we do that? When your mom's ass is double the sweetness?

Dude, you can have it. She's had diarrhea for the past week and other grossness I won't share. She smells worse than a dog right now. If you wanna contract HIV, be my guest. You don't offend me in the least.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Dude, you can have it. She's had diarrhea for the past week and other grossness I won't share. She smells worse than a dog right now. If you wanna contract HIV, be my guest. You don't offend me in the least.

Someone's mother didn't hug them enough when they were young.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Dude, you can have it. She's had diarrhea for the past week and other grossness I won't share. She smells worse than a dog right now. If you wanna contract HIV, be my guest. You don't offend me in the least.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Dude, you can have it. She's had diarrhea for the past week and other grossness I won't share. She smells worse than a dog right now. If you wanna contract HIV, be my guest. You don't offend me in the least.

You got burned by blowback!!! 😬 OUCH!!!!