Freaky Thing That Happened This Morning...

Originally posted by Ax3l
Uncool. I am the resident Ghost Hunter.

Originally posted by Scythe
Rolos and I are next-gen Ghostbusters, it's all well put in the pamphlet you should have received.

Also, can I join?

Originally posted by jadeily
I woke up at 5am and went online till 5.30am. My back felt a little sore, so I decided to go lie down and I did. I lied on my back, facing the ceiling, then turned and lied on my left side, my back facing the wall.

I was drifting off to sleep. And I did. I woke up about 10 minutes later, and I felt wide awake, refreshed.

I then wanted to get out of bed and take a shower. I tried to get up, but I couldn't. It felt like something was pushing me down. I couldn't move my arms, legs or speak. It was like, something was keeping my arms and legs locked together. I could only wriggle my toes. I was also suffocating a little.

I was petrified. I wanted to yell, and when I opened my mouth to shout, no sound came out. I was indeed yelling out, "DAD!" but my voice was not heard. I don't know what happened after. I was that way for 10 minutes. It was freaky as hell, and frightened the shit out of me.

When I could get up, it felt like something very heavy which was on top of me was lifted and there was a slight cold wind...

Any explanation for that other than "ghosts/poltergeists"? (I do believe in them, by the way.) 😬

Tell a family member, if you haven't already and go see a doctor.

Ahaha! I'm never gonna forget Roland and I's first job. Some chick called and said her bed was all spinning and shit, so Rolos asked if she had big boobs, she said "nay" so he hung up, but we eventually got there about four hours later to find the whole freakin' place like five feet in the air. We shot that b*tch ass ghost up his ass, then I laughed, and Roland came out of a giant corn's vagina for some odd reason, I don't know man. Some freaky shit happened that day, but it's okay now, it's all contained in that little box we trap shit in!

Originally posted by Ax3l
www.ghost-mart.com

Also, can I join?

Awesome. I'll buy the EMF reader. You buy the Thermal imaging camera.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Awesome. I'll buy the EMF reader. You buy the Thermal imaging camera.

Good. Cus the thermal cam is over 8 grand.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Good. Cus the thermal cam is over 8 grand.

Good, because I could use some new shoes.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Good, because I could use some new shoes.

Good, I could use some new children to feed to my Rancor, Jebidiah

Originally posted by Ax3l
Good, I could use some new children to feed to my Rancor, Jebidiah

Originally posted by Ax3l
my Rancor, Jebidiah

Good, cus...waitwut!?

Good, cuz Jebidiah was a bullfrog!

I thought that was Jeremiah......

It is, but it was an inside joke... Sigh...

Well I am on the outside, my apologies....

It's all good, it's all good.

Invite me to join the ghostbusters and i will bring the cookies!!