The Selphie Sidequest

Started by Scythe53 pages
Scythe The Goat

They mostly come at night, mostly. Mah babeh Selph! I oughta face rape ya, jerkface!

Selphie you teasing like you do

GET OUT, YOU ****ING ASSWHORE

Scythe The Goat

Ya goddamn assdick!!

RogerRamjet Playground Superstar

Re: The Selphie Sidequest

Originally posted by Selphie

This is my thread. About me. My life. Cool stuff. YA KNOW.

Stuff that involves Selphie.

Friends, come and join me, all are welcome, unless you're a jerkface.

If you're a jerkface, I am entitled to rape your face.

The Sidequest has begun!

Doo doo doo!

sounds pretty much like a 6 page maximum thread, Selph..

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Ya goddamn assdick!!

At first, I thought this said 'sidekick', and I was like, ".....owch, my feelings!"

Selphie you teasing like you do

Re: Re: The Selphie Sidequest

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
sounds pretty much like a 6 page maximum thread, Selph..

Yer face is a 6 page maximum, get the fuuuuuuuuuuuck out

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Selphie
At first, I thought this said 'sidekick', and I was like, ".....owch, my feelings!"
You're my Sidekick!!

RogerRamjet Playground Superstar

Re: Re: Re: The Selphie Sidequest

Originally posted by Selphie
Yer face is a 6 page maximum, get the fuuuuuuuuuuuck out

shut the **** up, Selphie! keep it up an yer thread won't even last 3 pages you dry ****!

Selphie you teasing like you do

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Selphie Sidequest

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
shut the **** up, Selphie! keep it up an yer thread won't even last 3 pages you dry ****!

Nah way Ramjet, I got plenty of blood draining, it won't go dry anytime soon

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
You're my Sidekick!!

Sure thing, mista J!

Scythe The Goat

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Selphie Sidequest

Originally posted by Selphie
Nah way Ramjet, I got plenty of blood draining, it won't go dry anytime soon
This is true, you owe me money for my huge ass dry cleaning bill, ya sea hag!

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Selphie
Sure thing, mista J!
God I f*cking love the f*cking shit out of you...

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
God I f*cking love the f*cking shit out of you...

Do you love me more than my daddy's love when mommy's having that time of the month?

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Selphie
Do you love me more than my daddy's love when mommy's having that time of the month?
Yes, because unlike daddy, I can kill.

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, because unlike daddy, I can kill.

Yummy

I want to sit on your lap

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Selphie
Yummy

I want to sit on your lap

You're in for a surprise. I pleasant surprise.

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
You're in for a surprise. I pleasant surprise.

I pleasant surprise?

ME GUSTA!

Scythe The Goat

MUY BONITO!!

Selphie you teasing like you do

Yeah, I say that while riding some random guy, you know it

Scythe The Goat

Oh so I'm "random guy" now?! You're heartless, I hate you! Go to heck and back!