The Selphie Sidequest

Started by RogerRamjet53 pages
Originally posted by Selphie
You only call me that because you want me

i've got to find out where i belong again!

Oh quiet, you

Originally posted by Selphie
Oh quiet, you

you make me dizzy Miss Lizzy with the way you rock and roll!!!

My hips don't lie, ya German bastard

ah...now yer sweet talkin' ta me again!

love ya babe

Lul, here's me and JACOB

IN THEATRE MAKE UP AND COSTUME

We're pretty scary looking

My dream? Singing Christmas tunes with Selphie.

I'm glad we share the same dream

Me singing Christmas songs with myself awesome

"JK, LAWL"

We should totally do it Axe

I just wanna call you 'Axe' now

Originally posted by Selphie
I'm glad we share the same dream

Me singing Christmas songs with myself awesome

"JK, LAWL"

We should totally do it Axe

I just wanna call you 'Axe' now

That's what my brother calls me. awesome

Originally posted by Ax3l
That's what my brother calls me. awesome

Then you'd better cum in my mouth and call me your sister? ermm

stoned

Originally posted by Selphie
Then you'd better cum in my mouth and call me your sister? ermm

stoned

ermm O-okay?

stoned

Originally posted by Ax3l
ermm O-okay?

stoned

You know what would be EPIC?

You and I should write a new hit Christmas song, that'll be better than...... than..... THAN....... THE BARKING DOG JINGLE BELLS SONG

Have you ever heard of Richard Cheese? He's a lounge singer that does lounge versions of popular tunes. He did "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed for the new version of Dawn of the Dead.

He covered the Woofing Jingle Bells song. It was hilarious.

But other than that, I agree. We need a NEW christmas song. A more metal christmas song

Heck yes I know Richard Cheese, zomg, now I'm dying to hear his version of the barking dog song

Lul yeah, something like Master Shake's take on the birthday song

Originally posted by Selphie
Heck yes I know Richard Cheese, zomg, now I'm dying to hear his version of the barking dog song

Lul yeah, something like Master Shake's take on the birthday song

Yeah, I lol'd x10 at that.

I can't afford Zak Wyld OR Geddy Lee. crackers

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah, I lol'd x10 at that.

I can't afford Zak Wyld OR Geddy Lee. crackers

AXE, who needs them, the two of us are genius enough!

Originally posted by Selphie
AXE, who needs them, the two of us are genius enough!
That's true. I can play the bass like the WIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Ax3l
That's true. I can play the bass like the WIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You take electric, I got stand up bass 😎

We can make sweet sweet lovin' through sick bass lines. 🪩