The Selphie Sidequest

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cryyyyYYYYYYYY bayyyybehhhhhhh

held a baby for the first time today

wanted to cry she was so amazing!

Then I got home and got my period 😐

Thanks maternal instinct

Me too!

stfu you don't know anything!

I know I was bleeding out of my ass!

vaseline and cotton balls = the solution

I gotta get the glass bottle out of there first.

just yank it out

f*ck it, just put the cotton balls up there anyway

Hell yeah!

watching the real world

hope that doesn't make me a loser mmm

Nah, show's classic for a view into a typical American 23-30 year old.

If you were watching Jersey Shore, then you'd be a loser.

I like to watch jersey shore though... it's so ridiculous....

it's not like I look up to guidos XD I just think they're stupidly hilarious

I only watched that one episode and it pissed me off because of how macho these dudes are. And they probably spend more time on their hair than anything else.

It befuddles me.

That's a ****ing word.

I like the little guidette, she's so clueless

Originally posted by Selphie
I like the little guidette, she's so clueless

Snookie?

Check them making fun of her on SNL

http://www.hulu.com/watch/116557/saturday-night-live-update-snooki

Originally posted by Selphie
had a baby for the first time today

wanted to cry she was so amazing!

Then I got home and got my period 😐

Thanks maternal instinct

Fixed.

went cross country skiing for an hour and 48 minutes

got scrapes on the right side of my face, and a little cut on my upper lip

was a good daybiscuits

Originally posted by Selphie
went cross country skiing for an hour and 48 minutes

got scrapes on the right side of my face, and a little cut on my upper lip

was a good daybiscuits

Awesome, put some experienced war paint on yo face.

Watched South Park today, and it was actually funny

wtf

was a parody of the wizard of oz, but in canada