KOTCS DVD release

Agreed. Few others will have that lack of self respect.

Maybe Hurt trusted Spielberg and is now at home cursing the day he signed that contract.

Could be..... I hope for his sake it wasnt a trilogy deal.

😂

I can just see Spielberg en Lucas turning up on Hurt's doorstep with those South Park faces. "Hey John, look what you signed... hehehehe."

*Spielberg with his shotgun hanging of his arm twitches, cup his balls with his other hand and drools as Hurt is forced to bend over again*

"Can't have Ford take all the 'punches', John"

ROFLMAO

"Hey Mr.Elephant man....... Heres something for your ass never to forget..."

"In a second you'll have MY alien bursting outta your chest, harharhar..."

😂

"Squeal like elephant/pig hybrid, boy! Squeaaaaaaaaaaal!!!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

John Hurt: "No, I will not be squealing for you guys."
George in Yoda voice: "Oooh.... you will be.... you will be..."

*SS nods inagreement and confirms: "Ohhhhh im afraid that it is you who is mistaken...about a great many things...."

".........like 'not getting raped' and 'not having to squeal like a piggy'."*

George: "Old John... only now... at the end...do you understand. Like Harrison, you are now MINE!"

*Hurt throws down his dick and says:
"No you will not turn me as you did our old hero"*

*SS points a signed contract* "Then you will be destroyed"

*JH* "Oh. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....*

*Flashforward to scenes from Indy 5 as we see Hurt living up to his sirname taking it in the arse from an entire tribe of CGI (and some non-cgi) monkeys*

John to all student-actors: "You don't understand the power of the Lucas Side. I must obey my master."

ROFLMCGIAO

😂

He'd look like he gave birth to that chestburster through his arse, when those guys're done with him.

Don't steal my joke... 😉

Originally posted by queeq
"In a second you'll have MY alien bursting outta your chest, harharhar..."

You said 'chest'. 😖hifty:

It was a chestburster...

An assburster in my scenarios case.

Maybe a chestburster who is shit at directions/human anatomy.

I my rape scenario it would enter the arse en exit the classic chest. That's how big Lucas' Evil Empire is these days