LOLZ I can see it now:
"Mesa forgot that Crystals have zero magnetic properties....!
Mesa put more Gophers in da bombad movie...!!
Mesa such a c***...!!!"
Burn himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
'Gungans! Why did it have to be Gungans...?!??'
That'd only be another reason to hate the movie/new more-pussy-like indy. If he really was a well written version of himself, then surely he'd have found a way to get a nuke from that test-town and place it firmly between a pair of alien crystal-Gungan buttocks, detonating it as a message that three things will never be tolorable on Earth, to Indy:
Nazis, Snakes and Gungans.
And he could escape the blast by hiding behind a pencil, the lead within it rendering the other non-radioactive effects of the blast harmless....
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