Answer this question differently every time!

It's easy. I'll ask a single question, and you can come here and answer the question differently every time! It's fun!

Here's the question:

When you finally escaped, why did you run back inside?

i still had a boner what else?

Because I forgot my phone.

I couldn't let those little puppies burn to death.

To get rid of the evidence.

To get some exercise in.

**** off.

Mema dropped her teeth on the second floor.

To eviscerate the chained girl in my closet with a butterknife.

I forgot it was actually my house.

Didn't realize those orphans were on fire.

It was really cold outside.

I realized I didn't know where to go, so I went to ask the guards for directions.

I forgot my toothbrush

I left the stove on.

I forgot to check my pm's.

Chuck Norris

Because I can

Why are you all in my apartment?

I had diarrhea and needed to use the toilet