Roland says:

So I was looking around my Google Docs account (lol) and found this. I probably posted it at some time last year.

But I don't care.

Roland says:
haermm ok so there is this girl on the opposing team who was like the leading scorer/pwnt of the county. etc.
Roland says:
and our girls didn't let her score at all during the first half
Roland says:
she comes out the 2nd half and starts sinking shots left and right
Roland says:
so she gets all cocky and starts holding her hand up after she makes it haermm
Roland says:
she shoots a 3 and misses it
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and all the guys, who are dressed up looking like complete jackasses, are like "OOOOOHHHHHH *HOLDING OUR HANDS UP*"
Roland says:
and she is all like "srug" but then misses the next shot she takes and we do it again
Roland says:
well she never made another shot and around 2 mins left she goes to shoot a three to tie the game, misses it, we all do the "oh" thing and she starts bawling
Roland says:
just stops and starts crying
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like doesn't even run down to defend
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and the ref is all like "you okay?"
Roland says:
and this guy behind me named Jeff is all like "Cry me a river" but sang it like Timberlake
Roland says:
and she just sits down and crys more
Roland says:
we all ****ing lost it
Roland says:
haermm
Roland says:
then the principal comes over and is like "You guys all get the hell out of here!"
Roland says:
haermm
we all got kicked out
Roland says:
but then the next home game we dressed up anyway haermm
Roland says:
one girl walks over and is all like "You guys aint funneh!"
Roland says:
she was black haermm
Roland says:
our team were all like "lawlz"

Roland says:
i always have this dream, like once a week, where i'm on a plane and all my friends are there, then the plane like ****ing saws in half and we all fly out and right when i'm about to hit the ground i wake up and am all sweaty and shit haermm

Funny 😐

I thought the basketball story was funny.

I'm always sweaty & shit when in a bed. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm always sweaty & shit when in a bed. vin

When you're sweaty, you shit in bed?

Originally posted by dadudemon
When you're sweaty, you shit in bed?

Yeah, exactly. sleepy

Originally posted by dadudemon
When you're sweaty, you shit in bed?

great story

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yeah, exactly. sleepy

I have nothing smartass to say to that. I am all out of comments.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😆 Leave Irene alone man haermm

Sorry...didn't mean to mess with your gal... 🙁

That shut you up. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
That shut you up. haermm

*fart*

Stole that one from my other wife, Kelly Bean.

You would.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You would.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You would.

Woah...you're the one who shits in beds...all sweaty like. 313

You should at least take a picture and sell it on the internets, you could make some money off of Bardock.

haermm

I still laugh at this, reminds me of #32.

Roland says boobs

Roland is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

nice

This looks shooped, I can tell from the pixels and from having seem quite a few shops in my life.