CANDY CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (biiiiioooootch!)

I'm Tired Hiker, and I approve of this message:

C to the mother f*cking A,
you're dog is f*cking gay.
N to the D to the Y,
you better f*ck off and die!
C to the O,
you are a fat juicy ho.
R to the N,
don't make me tell you again . . .

It's Candy Corn, yeah Candy Corn,
better than a bj, and cheaper than porn.
It's Candy Corn, mother f*cking Candy Corn,
you can suck my balls you greasy fat whore.

Well, my name is Tired Hiker and the truth be born,
I'm a f*cking silly over Candy Corn.
I eat it for dinner, I eat in my sleep,
I eat off my d*ck while I eat if off a sheep.

I eat it in a box, with a horse and a fox,
I chow it from the corn hole of Michael J. Fox.
I eat in Brussels, I eat in France,
I eat from my shit after I crap my f*cking pants.

It's Candy Corn yo, and it's here to f*cking stay. Peace. Word out. F*cking Candy Corn 4 life, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooootch!

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candy corn is yummo

i dont like the stuff

really?

Originally posted by kodak
i dont like the stuff

You don't like it in your sleep, you better wake up and apologize. 🪩

i just dont like it, its not very awesome at all

😂

Originally posted by kodak
i just dont like it, its not very awesome at all

I never said it was awesome, I only said it was cheaper than porn.

This thread is now about my sig...

discuss

Originally posted by Mairuzu
This thread is now about my sig...

discuss

Mairuzu, make this your sig, brah.

That's so WEIRD!

😑

I TOO chow it from the cornhole of Michael J Fox.....if I can get him to stand still long enough..

Originally posted by Moosey
That's so WEIRD!

😑

I TOO chow it from the cornhole of Michael J Fox.....if I can get him to stand still long enough..

What?!!! That little two timer! 😠

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What?!!! That little two timer! 😠

I also get him to hold my martinis in his back end...I like them shaken, not stirred...

Ok, the "michael J fox shaking' jokes are getting old.

Originally posted by Moosey
I also get him to hold my martinis in his back end...I like them shaken, not stirred...

Ok, the "michael J fox shaking' jokes are getting old.

Oh snap! 😆

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh snap! 😆

I feel bad now.

Candy corn makes me go to the dentist waaaaaaaaaaaay too much.. 😆

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Candy corn makes me go to the dentist waaaaaaaaaaaay too much.. 😆

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=

I eat it in a box, with a horse and a fox,
I chow it from the corn hole of Michael J. Fox.

haha, fox and fox are the same word,

your rhyming sucks awehuh