Originally posted by Strangelove
I'd rather not know.
K
So there was this one girl who had the stinkiest vagina I've ever had the "pleasure" of smelling. You could smell her rank vagina from five feet away. She wasn't bad lookin'....but that vagina.
So, at this "get together", I'm lying on the couch, watchin' a movie while people are chatting it up and chillin' in the other room. Well, she comes in and sits on my chest. She's wearin' thin pants and her **** is just a few inches from my face. ( 😘 ) She starts moving/grinding on me. She leans all the way backwards (where her head is on my thighs) and pushes her crotch closer to my face....(trying to be sexy, I guess)....then sits up and leans forward and nibbles on my ear and whispers something about sex and wanting me to eat her out. I told her that I had a girlfriend and I liked my girlfriend too much to fool around. (absolute lies, lol) She left, of course, and I finished watching The Interpreter by myself. I will never forget that stench.......
Originally posted by dadudemonTuna haermm
KSo there was this one girl who had the stinkiest vagina I've ever had the "pleasure" of smelling. You could smell her rank vagina from five feet away. She wasn't bad lookin'....but that vagina.
So, at this "get together", I'm lying on the couch, watchin' a movie while people are chatting it up and chillin' in the other room. Well, she comes in and sits on my chest. She's wearin' thin pants and her **** is just a few inches from my face. ( 😘 ) She starts moving/grinding on me. She leans all the way backwards (where her head is on my thighs) and pushes her crotch closer to my face....(trying to be sexy, I guess)....then sits up and leans forward and nibbles on my ear and whispers something about sex and wanting me to eat her out. I told her that I had a girlfriend and I liked my girlfriend too much to fool around. (absolute lies, lol) She left, of course, and I finished watching The Interpreter by myself. I will never forget that stench.......
Originally posted by dadudemon
KSo there was this one girl who had the stinkiest vagina I've ever had the "pleasure" of smelling. You could smell her rank vagina from five feet away. She wasn't bad lookin'....but that vagina.
So, at this "get together", I'm lying on the couch, watchin' a movie while people are chatting it up and chillin' in the other room. Well, she comes in and sits on my chest. She's wearin' thin pants and her **** is just a few inches from my face. ( 😘 ) She starts moving/grinding on me. She leans all the way backwards (where her head is on my thighs) and pushes her crotch closer to my face....(trying to be sexy, I guess)....then sits up and leans forward and nibbles on my ear and whispers something about sex and wanting me to eat her out. I told her that I had a girlfriend and I liked my girlfriend too much to fool around. (absolute lies, lol) She left, of course, and I finished watching The Interpreter by myself. I will never forget that stench.......
hahahahaha, fishy 🙂
Originally posted by dadudemonHow about you stop being an ass first?
You mother ****er. That's not what I said.NO, but nasty skank hoes with rank vaginas certainly are.
You had better lose the attitude or I'll post those nudes you sent me.
I understand if you can't deal with the fact that someone is calling you out and so you have to put it down to an 'attitude' rather than confronting the fact the issue might be with you, not them.
It's hard for some people to accept.
Originally posted by Les yeux clos
How about you stop being an ass first?I understand if you can't deal with the fact that someone is calling you out and so you have to put it down to an 'attitude' rather than confronting the fact the issue might be with you, not them. It's hard for some people to accept.
😆 😆 😆
Sweerheart, I wasn't serious in either of my posts to you. You haven't been around long enough to realize that I'm a major smart ass. My post about sex objects was completely irrelevant to anything I had posted. Have you ever heard of "blowing smoke up your ass" or "greasin' your knob"? Yeah, that's that's what I was doing, for shits and giggles.
But if you want to keep this pretend game up, we can keep going...you'll end up naked on the internet with your butthole exposed.